"Ok" Simmons starts. "I'm 95% certain that the distress signal is coming from that way."
"Excellent work Simmons." Sarge compliments.
Sarge continues. "Alright men ....And Grif, let's get ready to roll!"
Grif turns to Simmons. "Only 95% certain?"
"Grif," Simmons starts. "If there's one thing that I've learned in working with you, is that there's always margin for error."
"Excellent comeback Simmons." Sarge compliments. "That's a burn."
"Thank you, sir." Simmons says.
"Probably need some ointment for that burn." Ash adds in.
"Har har. Look who's smart." Grif says while looking at Simmons. "It's pronounced margarine dumbasss."
"Seriously, if I ever meet the guy that assigned you to our squad, I'm gonna kill him." Simmons says.
"Well if you're 95% certain it's that way, which way's the other five percent?" Grif asks.
"What do you think? All the other directions."
"Then I think that's the way we should go." Grif says.
"You might, be the dumbest person I have ever met." Simmons insults Grif.
"And I think you're just covering your ass."
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The Weapons Guy
FanfictionFollow Ash and his explosive experiments as he goes through adventures with his friends on Red Team and those Dirty Blues. Season 1-10 (I don't own anything other than Ash.)