Follow Ash and his explosive experiments as he goes through adventures with his friends on Red Team and those Dirty Blues.
Season 1-10
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Fade in to Caboose standing on top of a tall rock, being harassed on by some aliens below. Tucker is standing off to the side
Caboose: Go away, bad aliens! Shoo aliens shoo! Rolled up newspaper!
Tucker: Maybe you should have thought about that before you lost their all-powerful Deity.
Caboose: I didn't lose him, he left. Or maybe he lost himself. Or maybe the Reds took him.
Caboose: I don't-
One of the aliens shoots Caboose
Caboose: Ow! Stop that!
Tucker: Well, until the Reds come back, they need somebody to blame. Better you than me man.
Caboose: Tucker, help me.
Tucker: Hyeah, dude, I dunno. I don't really wanna get in between an angry mob and their religious iconography. And I should know, I used to date an Italian girl.
Caboose: But he's not really a god, it's all made up. You know that.
The aliens turn toward Tucker
Tucker: Whoa dude, I don't know shit. That sounds like straight up blasphemy. You guys gonna put up with this shit?
Alien: Blarg.
Tucker: H-I know dude, that's what I'm saying. Took the blarg right out of my mouth.
Caboose: Tucker... They're going to eat me...!
Tucker: Caboose shut the fuck up, they're not gonna eat you. They're just gonna persecute you and kill you, stop being such a baby.
Caboose: Look, the Reds, they're back. And they have your worshippy guy.
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Tucker: What? Sarge...
Sarge: Hey Blue, we're back. Got Simmons too. Where's the water can? Oh also you got any more spare jeeps around here? I don't wanna get into it, but we've identified a tactical weakness in the hood of the current models. Oh uh, what're you guys doing? Killin' Caboose? That's cool.
Caboose: There he is! He is the one who took Church! Get him.
Alien: Rawr? Rawrar.
Sarge: Ruh-roh.
Cut to Grif, Ash, and Simmons with Church
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