Follow Ash and his explosive experiments as he goes through adventures with his friends on Red Team and those Dirty Blues.
Season 1-10
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Fade in to Tex beating Church with his old round body
Church: Ow. Ow! Ooow! Stop it! Tex, you are embarrassing me. Ow! Stop!
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"Ah!" Church looks towards the Reds. "Hey! Are you guys gonna... Ow! Are you gonna help me or not?"
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Ash is moving the fingers on his robot arm, making sure they function perfectly.
"Nah, buddy, I think you got everything under control." Sarge says. "We'll just hang2 back here."
Ash grabs the DMR off his back and holds it.
"Yeah, you've got some catching up to do." Grif says.
Church: The whole- stop.
Grif tosses the med pack away and grabs the gun off his back.
Sarge: Hey, what's she beating him with?
Simmons: I think that was his old body.
Sarge: You mean he ain't a floatin' cue ball any more?
Church: Aw-
"Can I eat it now?" Ash asks. "I still haven't eaten in days."
Sarge continues. "That's too bad, had a few more nicknames in my side pocket. We'll certainly miss you lord hack 'n sack of the round a lots."
"Beating him with his own body?" Grif asks. "That doesn't seem physically possible."
"I thought that too." Ash says.
Over with Caboose.
Caboose: Uh-hu- we have to do something.
F.I.L.S.S: I am sorry, as I said, I cannot operate outside the bounds of my standard safety protocols.
Caboose: What if I said... pretty please.
F.I.L.S.S: Private Caboose, is there a reason why you don't want to use one of the standard safety protocols? In this scenario, I would strongly recommend locking down the armor of any rogue unit.
