May 9, 2012
06:45 pm
-Rolling-
It was dead silent as the Avengers ate dinner, no one saying anything, the only sounds were the scrapping of cutlery, but other than that no one dared say anything, some were giving dirty looks others were avoiding eye contact completely. The camera zoomed in on Steve.
Cuts to Steve alone in a different room.
[Producer]
"Would you say this is a normal dinner?"
[Steve Rogers]
"Without a doubt."
[Producer]
"So, you just give each other the silent treatment?"
[Steve Rogers]
"It's more of a punishment than a treatment."
Cuts to Tony.
[Tony Stark]
"No, that's bullshit, Rogers is like a hundred and...nine years old. Grandpa doesn't know what he's talking about half the time."
[Producers]
"So, this is unusual behaviour?"
[Tony Stark]
"Oh, absolutely."
[Producers]
"Interesting."
Cuts to Natasha
[Natasha Romanoff]
"Stark is so full of shit."
[Producers]
"Please, explain more."
[Natasha Romanoff]
"He will do literally anything just to disagree with Steve..."
"Anything."
Cuts to Clint.
[Producers]
"So, would you say-"
Clint slurped loudly on his drink.
[Clint Barton]
"Yeah, Stark's full of shit."
Continues slurping his drink loudly.
[Proudcers]
"Okay..."
Cuts to Sharon
[Producers]
"How often would you have dinners like this?"
[Sharon Carter]
"Most nights."
[Producers]
"And why is that?"
[Sharon Carter]
"We're the Avengers. EaRtH's MiGhTeSt HeRoEs."
Cuts to Laura
[Laura Barton]
"They're all children. I should know, I'm married to one."
Pepper then showed off her wedding ring with a 'I'm so fucken done' look resting on her face.
Cuts to Pepper
[Pepper Potts]
"Honestly, it's better than an R45. 4."
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Adventures with the Avengers
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