May 10, 2012
10:49 pm
-Rolling-
The Avengers are all sitting on the couch, with pop corn, chocolate, drinks and more.
[Tony]
"All right, who's up for die hard?"
[Clint]
"No one agreed to watch die hard."
[Tony]
"Well, we're not watching James Bond."
[Natasha]
"What?! James Bond is far more superior then die hard."
[Tony]
"It is not."
[Pepper]
"No, I enjoy James Bond."
[Tony]
"Are you kidding me?! Die hard is the superior film."
[Sam]
"Who's been lying to you?"
[Tony]
"Everyone knows Die hard is the perfect movie night film."
[Rhodey]
"You know. I never really took you for the Die hard type."
[Bucky]
"Yeah, you're more of a...chitty chitty bang bang type."
[Tony]
"I am not!!"
[Steve]
"I can see that."
[Maria]
"Oh my god. Let's watch chitty chitty bang bang!"
[Coulson]
"Yeah!"
[Tony]
"No!"
[Sharon]
"Yes, that's a great idea!"
[Tony]
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
Cuts to Fury
[Fury]
"Why do we even have movie night, if we can never agree to what movie to watch?"
Cuts back to the arguing Avengers.
[Tony]
"Die hard is the best movie for movie night. It has everything we need-"
Cuts to Natasha.
[Natasha]
"I like die hard."
"But I like annoying Tony better."
Cuts to Tony.
[Tony]
"That. Snake."
Cuts to Steve.
[Steve]
"Chitty chitty bang bang, chitty chitty bang bang, we love you and in chitty chitty bang bang, what we'll do-"
Cuts to Bucky.
[Bucky]
"Steve loves chitty chitty bang bang."
Cuts to Natasha.
[Natasha]
"Sometimes Rogers will sing the chitty chitty bang bang song..."
Camera zooms into her face slightly.
[Natasha]
"He's not a bad singer."
Cuts to Tony.
[Tony]
"And Die hard is a film everyone will enjoy. Not just me."
Cuts to Clint.
[Clint]
"Who the fuck thinks that?"
Cuts to Bruce.
[Bruce]
"I don't...don't normally watch violent movies."
Cuts to Thor.
[Thor]
"I have never watched any of these films that the others are suggesting..."
"I hope they're good films."
Back to the Avengers.
[Tony]
"We're not watching chitty chitty bang bang."
[Natasha]
"Shut up. We are."
[Clint]
"Yeah, it's your favourite movie, Tony."
Cuts to Tony.
[Tony]
"Everyone knows chitty chitty bang bang is my least favourite movie."
Cuts to Laura.
[Laura]
"We know Tony doesn't like chitty chitty bang bang, but...the rest of us do so..."
Back to the Avengers all snuggled up close ready to watch chitty chitty bang bang, much to Tony's displeasure.
-Cut-
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