August 12, 2013
07:27 pm
-Rolling-
Pepper, Rhodey, Laura, Clint and Coulson were finishing up dinner, as Natasha sat cross-legged on the counter waiting for her mac and cheese. The kids watched the Adults in the kitchen.
[Steve]
"Off the counter."
He said softly as the redhead sighed and hopped off the counter.
[Clint]
"Yeah, you weirdo."
Natasha simply grabbed a bit of flour and tossed it a Clint.
[Clint]
"Eww!!"
"Tasha!!"
[Natasha]
"Oh, my god. I swear, I didn't see you there."
She told him not even trying to hide the sarcasm in her voice. This got a few chuckles from the kids and smiles from the Avengers.
Clint signed his response.
[Laura]
"Clint."
[Clint]
"Sorry..."
Clint pulled his tongue out as Natasha sneered at him.
[Laura]
"God, you two fight like children."
Laura sighed deeply.
[Kate]
"Hey."
[Laura]
"Sorry."
"You two argue worse than kids."
[Clint]
"That is rude."
[Natasha at the same time]
"How dare you."
[Laura]
"What will we ever do with you two?"
[Clint]
"Ah, love us, feed us."
[Natasha]
"Keep us."
[Clint]
"That one's a big one."
More laughter followed this.
[Pepper]
"Alright. Who's hungry?"
[Karli]
"Me!"
[Peter]
"I am!"
[Daisy]
"Count me in."
[Coulson]
"You might have to wait a little bit longer."
Coulson said holding up a burnt and broken pot, the kids all snickered as Clint was kicked out of the kitchen and replaced by Steve.
[Natasha]
"Wow, replaced by a grandpa, Clint."
Natasha joked, eating someone peanuts, Clint rolled his eyes.
[Clint]
"Toss me some."
Clint almost immediately dropped to the floor as a handful of peanuts went shooting towards where his head was four seconds ago.
[Clint]
"Why you little-"
[Steve]
"Both of you behave."
[Natasha]
"Yeah, Clint."
Clint sighed giving off a 'what did I do?' vibe.
After a little while, dinner was served, and everyone was sitting at the table, Clint and Natasha sitting at opposite ends of the table so that they'd behave.
[Kate]
"Yum, this smells great."
[Sharon]
"Yeah, that's because Clint didn't make it."
[Clint]
"Seriously?"
Clint said as light laughter filled the room, Clint pouted.
[Clint]
"I can too cook."
[Sam]
"Remember the waffle incident."
[Clint]
"You all distracted me."
[Carol]
"What about when you blew up the entire kitchen??"
[Clint]
"I was meant to do that."
At Clint's word, everyone even Clint burst out in laughter.
[Harley]
"You eat your mac and cheese with hot sauce?"
[Natasha]
"Yeah. You don't?"
Harley shook his head.
[Natasha]
"What, that's so weird."
Again light laughter was scattered across the room.
[Hope]
"She's joking of course. You're not weird if you don't eat it with hot sauce."
-Cut-
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Adventures with the Avengers
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