August 12, 2013
11:05 am
-Rolling-
The Avengers were sitting in the living room, Fury standing in front of them.
[Natasha]
"What exactly do you want us to do with these...kids?"
[Fury]
"I want you to train them."
[Clint]
"They're kids!!"
[Fury]
"Have any of you read their files?"
[Rhodey]
"I don't need to look after a kid."
[Fury]
"Did anyone read their files, who has a kid to look after?"
[Steve]
"No. That's sick."
[Tony]
"I have to agree with Rogers on this one."
[Fury]
"They are extremely enhanced."
[Sharon]
"Not to mention. Minors."
[Fury]
"If we help them control their powers, we don't have to worry about a sudden outbreak."
[Pepper]
"Does it look like, I can shoot webs?!"
[Maria]
"I mean, come on Fury. It's like you're setting us up to fail."
[Valkyrie]
"Not to mention, Carol and I go to space, quite often."
[Fury]
"So you'll take her with you."
[Carol]
"A kid??"
"Into space?"
[Coulson]
"Sir, do you even hear yourself?"
[Fury]
"Yes. You will take these kids everywhere with you, get to know them, train them to control their powers."
"And I haven't set you up. I have made sure I set you with a kid I know you can handle and help."
[Natasha]
"Uh. I don't have super speed or magic powers."
[Fury]
"They're from Sokovia, May and Happy said they don't speak that much English."
[Natasha]
"So, I'm a translater."
Fury gave Natasha a 'be nice.' look as the elevator door dinged
[Fury]
"Alright, I want you all on your best behaviour."
[Hope]
"You got it."
Happy and May walked in with a bunch of little kids, sighing the Avengers got up, to say hi and introduce themselves.
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Adventures with the Avengers
HumorWhat if the Avengers were in a real-life sitcom, like Keeping up with the Kardashians. Note: None of this will make any sense, but please try to bare with it. btw, most characters are aged down, to make this make sense. I only speak English so all t...
