June 26, 2012
12:46 pm
-Rolling-
The Avengers are all chatting happily together in their rooms, the girls were have a girl's day and the boys were playing Fortnite [Per Thor's request]
Fury walked around the empty tower confused.
[Fury]
"Where could they be?"
[Sharon]
"No!!"
"My girl is a far more emotional movie!"
Confused Fury walked towards where Sharon was shouting
[Maria]
"I'm sorry Sharon, but have you seen Titanic?!"
[Sharon]
"Of course I have. Only idiots haven't."
[Natasha]
"Let's just watch the breakfast club."
[Laura]
"No, I wanna watch E.T."
[Pepper]
"The one about Aliens?"
[Laura]
"Yeah."
[Pepper]
"We literally had an Alien attack, not too long ago, why don't you just watch the news reports on that."
Silence.
Laughter soon filled the silence.
Fury then peaked into the room.
[Hope]
"Oh, hey Fury."
[Fury]
"Hey?..."
[Natasha]
"Do you...need anything?"
[Fury]
"No, I was just wondering where you guys were."
[Maria]
"We're deciding what movie to watch for our girl's night."
[Laura]
"Yeah."
[Fury]
"Okay, uh, have fun."
[Pepper]
"Thanks, bye."
[Fury]
"bye..."
Cuts to Fury.
[Fury]
"What the hell is going on??"
Cuts to Fury walking to the game room, where the boys were all playing Fortnite.
[Tony]
"Behind you, Rogers!"
[Thor]
"NOOBMASTER69!!!!"
[Scott]
"AH!!!"
[Bucky]
"Get him, Thor!! Get him!!"
[Steve]
"Shoot him!"
[Sam]
"SHOOT HIM IN HIS SMUG LITTLE FACE!!!"
[Rhodey]
"COME ON THOR!!"
[Coulson]
"You have a shot, TAKE HIM DOWN!! NOW!"
[Fury]
"What?!"
Fury mouths confused at the camera.
The boys all jump up in celebration as Thor killed Noobmaster69.
[Tony]
"YES!!"
[Steve]
"WE DID IT!!"
[Thor]
"Take that Noobmaster69."
[Sam]
"IN YOUR FACE ASSHOLE!!"
[Bucky]
"HA!!"
[Scott]
"WE WON!!"
[Coulson]
"We did it, boys!!"
Cuts to Fury.
[Fury]
"I don't know what is going on. But I'm getting peace and quiet for the first time in a long time. I am not going to ruin that."
[Proudecers]
"So, you will let them be."
[Fury]
"...Yes."
-Cut-
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Adventures with the Avengers
HumorWhat if the Avengers were in a real-life sitcom, like Keeping up with the Kardashians. Note: None of this will make any sense, but please try to bare with it. btw, most characters are aged down, to make this make sense. I only speak English so all t...
