May 30, 2012
08:47 am
-Rolling-
The Avengers were sitting at the table, it was their day off, and Fury went on a much-needed holiday. Almost everyone was sitting at the table eating bacon, eggs and toast.
[Laura]
"Where's Clint?"
[Natasha]
"Oh. He won't be long."
[Laura]
"What did you do?"
Just before Natasha could answer, Clint walked in wearing a bright pink dress, pink heels and a small pink hat.
[Clint]
"Alright, which one of you assholes, did this?!"
[Laura]
"Clint..."
Before anyone could say anything else they all burst out in laughter
[Tony]
"Looking good, Barton."
[Maria]
"You're gonna get all the girl's attention, Hawkeye."
[Clint]
"Oh, haha. Laugh it up."
[Bucky]
"Trust me, we are."
[Sam]
"Okay, I get it, someone took your clothes and swapped them with that dress..."
"But why the hat and heels as well?"
[Clint]
"Because I didn't look as nice without them on."
That sentence caused more laughter.
[Clint]
"Which one of you did this??"
[Natasha]
"That would be my handy work."
[Clint]
"You!"
Clint then went running after Natasha, Natasha hardly moved as Clint fell to the floor in pain.
[Clint]
"How the hell do you run in heels?!"
[Natasha]
"A shitload of practice."
[Clint]
"I feel like my feet are broken."
[Pepper]
"Okay, now you're being as dramatic as Tony."
[Clint]
"Not fair. He knows how to run in heels."
[Sam]
"Considering he always wears them."
[Tony]
"Why you little shit-"
[Pepper]
"Tony."
[Scott]
"It's only cause he's...small."
Scott claimed, shrinking into his kid form. This caused more laughter as Tony turned bright red.
[Hope]
"They're the same height."
[Clint]
"Hey!"
"He's going to grow, he just hasn't hit his growth spurt yet."
[Tony]
"You're the one to talk. You're wearing a dress."
[Natasha]
"And a hat and heels!"
[Clint]
"You shut up."
[Sharon]
"You look like a princess, Clint."
[Clint]
"Thank you."
"Wait, what?!"
For the third time that morning, everyone burst out in laughter.
[Clint]
"I'll get you back, Romanoff. Mark my words."
[Natasha]
"Whatever you say, Princess."
Natasha said with a cheesy smile and Clint, picked up his dress and marched out of the room, his heels clicking the whole way to the elevator.
[Laura]
"Natasha, I think you've just made my night."
[Steve]
"More like year."
[Sharon]
"More like life."
-Cut-
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Adventures with the Avengers
HumorWhat if the Avengers were in a real-life sitcom, like Keeping up with the Kardashians. Note: None of this will make any sense, but please try to bare with it. btw, most characters are aged down, to make this make sense. I only speak English so all t...
