October 17, 2013
1:28 pm
-Rolling-
The Avengers are all chilling in the living room as the kids were running around with Nerf guns, in a "war."
[Clint]
"Ugh, nothing exciting even happens here."
[Natasha]
"You literally just in a prank war with Tony."
[Hope]
"For the fifteenth time this week."
[Clint]
"Yeah, but that's old now."
[Tony]
"Oh, yeah?"
Tony then flung a rubber band at Clint's head, hitting him on the cheek.
[Clint]
"OWW!!!"
[Tony]
"Baby."
Clint flipped Tony off as the kids came running in.
[Laura]
"Clint!!"
Laura then proceeded to smack the back of Clint's head.
[Wanda]
"Зачем кому-то прятать кольцо в своей комнате?" [Why would someone have a ring hidden in their room]
Wanda asked rushing to sit in between Natasha and Steve.
[Natasha]
"Ну... иногда нужно сделать предложение." [Well... sometimes it's to propose.]
[Pietro]
"На ком дядя Тони собирается жениться?" [Who's Uncle Tony going to marry?]
At that very moment Natasha stared at them in shock.
Cuts to Natasha.
[Natasha]
"Holy shit. Tony's going to propose to Pepper."
Back to the Avengers.
[Pepper]
"What does that mean?"
Pietro was about to blab when Natasha covered his mouth with her hand.
[Natasha]
"Just that, um... uh, that... they want pizza for dinner again."
[Bucky]
"But we had pizza last night."
[Natasha]
"Yeah, I know... but pizza's great."
Cuts to Tony.
[Tony]
"Something's up with Nat."
[Producers]
"Why would you say that."
[Tony]
"Just a hunch."
Back to the Avengers.
[Natasha]
"Tony. Can I talk to you real quick."
[Tony]
"Uh, sure..."
[Clint]
"I'm just saying, shawarma could be good, right Tony."
[Tony]
"Yeah."
[Pepper]
"No."
Cuts to the hallway with Natasha and Tony.
[Tony]
"So, what's up?"
[Natasha]
"Are you going to propose to Pepper?"
Tony burned a bright red.
[Natasha]
"OH MY GOD!!"
[Tony]
"Shut up!!"
[Natasha]
"Holy shit."
[Tony]
"Natasha, I'm planning to do it tonight, you have to shut up."
[Natasha]
"Okay. I promise."
[Tony]
"Thanks."
[Natasha]
"I wanna be your best woman."
[Tony]
"You really think I was going to have a wedding and not have you beside me?"
[Natasha]
"True, true."
Cuts to the living room.
[Steve]
"No one even knows what shawarma is."
[Clint]
"Which is why it would be a good to try it."
[Bruce]
"I don't know... I kinda just want Chinese."
[Clint]
"Boo!!"
[Natasha]
Whispering to Sharon
"Tony's going to propose to Pepper."
Sharon looked at Natasha shocked before whispering to Hope, and so on, soon everyone but Pepper knew.
-Cut-
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Adventures with the Avengers
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