May 10, 2012
10:28 am
Most of the Avengers walk into the kitchen, where Clint is, he turned around smiling as the Avengers all looked horrified.
Cuts to Laura.
[Laura]
"Who the hell let Clint back into the kitchen?"
[Producers]
"Is he not allowed in the kitchen?"
[Laura]
"Not after he, very creatively blew up the stove trying to make toast."
"Don't even ask how."
[Producers]
"Can he not cook?"
[Laura]
"Well..."
Cuts to Rhodey.
[Rohdey]
"Let's just said, I wouldn't even trust him to open a jar in the kitchen."
Cuts to Clint.
[Clint]
"I don't know why, everyone's so paranoid with me being in the kitchen. I mean, I may have accidently blown up the stove a few times and set fire to the sink. But I'm a great cook."
Cuts to Natasha
[Natasha]
"His food taste like shit."
Cuts to Tony.
[Tony]
"Not even gonna sugar coat it, even my cooking is better than his."
"And I take three hours to make French toast."
Cuts to Steve.
[Steve]
"Let's just say. Clint isn't exactly the cooking type."
Cuts to Sam and Sharon
[Sam]
"Man, burns everything he makes."
[Sharon]
"Even toast."
[Sam]
"Especially toast."
Cuts to Clint.
[Clint]
"And I mean, I might have electrified myself with the toaster, but so does everyone right. I mean who hasn't."
Cuts to Rhodey.
[Rhodey]
"He sucks."
Cuts to Maria and Coulson.
[Maria]
"There's a reason why Clint's banned from cooking."
[Coulson]
"Especially by himself."
[Maria]
"And yet here he is, making waffles for everyone-"
[Coulson]
"You can already smell it burning."
Cuts to Clint.
[Clint]
"Do you smell that?"
Silence
[Clint]
"Shit!"
Clint went running out of the room to get the burning waffles.
Cuts to Fury.
[Fury]
"This. This is why Barton's banned from the kitchen."
A large fire had caught the waffle maker, Clint drowned the waffle maker in the sink, after a few seconds he pulled out the soggy waffle.
[Clint]
"Anyone want it?"
[Natasha]
"Who the fuck would want that?"
[Laura]
"Yeah, no offense baby, but... that looks like it could give you food poison."
Clint pouted sadly.
[Pepper]
"How about, you go watch a movie or something and I can make some waffles."
[Clint]
"...okay..."
[Natasha]
"You're an archer. Not a chef buddy."
[Everyone]
"Yeah."
[Clint]
"Okay, I get it."
Clint went to watch a movie as Pepper started making waffles for him.
-Cut-
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