2 February, 2014
09:39 am
-Rolling-
The Avengers were all sitting on the couch, as Cooper was crying his heart out.
[Sharon]
"I'm going on a mission... See ya."
[Sam]
"Take me with you!!"
[Nat]
"I'm going. Bye."
[Clint]
"Where are you going?"
[Nat]
"Away."
[Clint]
"Wait, come back. TAKE ME WITH YOU!!"
[Laura]
"Wow, you lot are COWARDS!!"
[Nat]
"I didn't sign up for the crying!!"
[Sharon]
"Plus, I actually have a job to do."
[Laura]
"Cowards."
A massive argument broke out, as Fury walked in the room, he sighed and turned to the camera.
[Fury]
"I wonder why I even visit."
[Producers]
"I thought the Avengers were on good terms now."
[Fury]
"Yes, well every since the Barton boy's birth, everyone's had baby brain and... Forgot the fact that they are on good terms."
[Producers]
"How do you plan on dealing with this issue."
[Fury]
"Go on holiday and hire a babysitter."
[Producers]
"Who would the babysitter be?"
[Fury]
"Oh... You'll soon find out."
Back to the Avengers.
[Fury]
"Avengers!!"
[Tony]
"Ugh, what do you want?"
[Fury]
"Watch your tone."
[Maria]
"Oh, shut up. Old man."
Cuts to Fury.
[Fury]
"As you can tell, I am in serious need of a holiday."
[Producers]
"Where are you planning on going?"
[Fury]
"Anywhere but here."
[Producers]
"Who is going to babysit the Avengers?"
[Fury]
"The best of the best... J.A.R.V.I.S."
Cuts to the Avengers.
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