October 14, 2013
09:32 am
-Rolling-
Fury had gotten everyone, pissed or not sitting on the couch, no one said anything as Fury looked at them all, disappointed in them all.
[Fury]
"Now, does anyone want to tell me what happened?"
[Natasha]
"No."
[Fury]
"Try again."
[Natasha]
"No. Sir."
Fury only gave her a look.
[Fury]
"You lot better start talking or I swear to god, I will-!!"
Just before Fury could finish, everyone started to yell over the top of each other, telling their own side of the story.
The kids were watching a movie in a separate room.
Fury could only hear certain words
[Fury]
"The lab blew up?"
[Tony]
"BARTON'S WORK!!"
[Laura]
"They've been training-!!"
[Pepper]
"FOR WAR!!"
[Fury]
"TRAINING!?"
"WAR!!"
[Sharon]
"I thought it was a good idea-!!"
[Fury]
"WHAT WAS!?"
[Clint]
"AND NAT'S DATING STEVE!!"
[Fury]
"WHAT?!"
[Natasha]
"CLINT SNITCHED!!"
This continued on for a while.
[Fury]
"ALRIGHT, ENOUGH!!"
The arguing and yelling stopped immediately as everyone turned to face him.
[Fury]
"So, let me get this clear... So we're all on the same page."
"Clint blew up Tony's lab, Tony was angry and a mad chase went on, then Clint snitched on Natasha-?"
[Natasha]
"He snitch on Tony first."
[Fury]
"Clint snitched on Tony about buying a house?"
"And then, Natasha got dragged into it how?"
[Clint]
"SHE'S DATING STEVE!!"
[Fury]
"You're dating?!"
[Scott]
"YOU'RE DATING STEVE?!"
[Bucky]
"YOU'RE DATING NATASHA?!"
[Tony]
"I knew it."
[Sam]
"When did this happen?!"
The whole room turned to Natasha and Steve waiting for an answer.
[Natasha]
"The day we had that massive party."
[Rhodey]
"That was..."
Everyone paused to calculate.
[Bruce, Hope, Tony and Maria in union]
"1 year, 5 months."
[Clint]
"A YEAR?!!"
[Natasha]
"It's not that big of a deal."
[Maria]
"A WHOLE ASS YEAR!!"
"Sorry."
She added to Steve who shook his head.
[Steve]
"One time."
[Pepper]
"Okay, and why didn't we know about this?!"
[Laura]
"Yeah, how come you two kept it under wraps?"
[Steve]
"We did try to tell you but..."
[Rhodey]
"But...?"
[Natasha]
"You're all immature."
"And if we told you we were dating, your opinion would have no effect over it whatsoever."
Silence
[Sharon]
"Okay, all I got was we're immature."
[Most of the Avengers]
"Yeah. Same."
[Peter]
"I'm hungry. Can we get pizza!"
[Wanda]
"это что?" [What's that?]
[Pietro]
"Еда." [Food.]
[Wanda]
"No shi-"
[Steve]
"Wanda."
"Who did you learn that off?"
The young girl pointed to Clint, Tony, Sam and Bucky.
[Sharon]
"Who else knows those words?"
Slowly all the kids raised their hands.
[Laura]
"Five second head start."
That was all they needed as they took off.
The rest of the Avengers were not to far behind them.
[Fury]
"I'll order some pizza and you kids can go watch some more movies or play games."
[the kids]
"YAY!"
-Cut-
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