RAEDA CHAOS 😖

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warning : some slightly cringy raeda content is ahead .. 😖😖😖

Raine: Eda

Eda: yesssss???

Raine: Darius won't stop nagging me about this

Luz: wait

Luz: Darius

Luz: is it happening???!!

Darius: hopefully.

Eda: ??? what is it?

Raine: this is so hard to say even through a message

Raine: I hate you Darius

Darius: JUST SAY IT ALREADY.

Raine: I STILL LIKE YOU EDA

Raine: I completely understand if you don't but Darius wouldn't stop bugging me so if you don't just pretend like this never happened okay???

silence

Luz: RAINE YOU BROKE HER

Raine: WHAT???

Luz: SHES FREAKING OYT AND BLUSHING ON THE FLOOR

Raine: ITS DARIUS'S FAULT NOT MINE

Darius: WHAT

Willow: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO?

Willow: WHAT DID YOU DO TO EDA.

Raine: I DIDNT MEAN IT

Eda: help

Eda: I'm dying

Mattholomule: WTF IS HAPPENING

Luz: ROMANCE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING BUT IT TURNED INTO CHAOS

Mattholomule: HOW WERE YOU PLANNING TO CREATE ROMANCE

Luz: WE WERE TRYING TO GET RAINE TO CONFESS TO EDA CAUSE THEY HAVE A CRUSH ON EACHOTHER BUT IT WENT DOWNHILL

Mattholomule: WHOS WE?

Luz: ME AND HEAD WITCH DARIUS ...

Darius: I DID NO SUCH THING ...

Raine: YES YOU DID IDIOT

Raine: WAIT EDA HAS A CRUSH ON ME TOO?

Darius: YEAH DUMBASS

Darius: HUMAN RAINE IS BROKEN TOO NOW

Luz: OH NO

Luz: UHH

Luz: I DIDNT THINK THIS THROUGH

Hunter: WHAT DID I WALK IN TO..?

Luz: YOU DONT WANNA KNOW

Hunter: WHY IS RAINE ON THE FLOOR

Luz: UHH...

Luz: GO BACK UP AND READ THE TEXT

Hunter reads the chaos

Hunter: DARIUS.

Darius: WHAT NOW LITTLE PRINCE

Hunter: WHY DID YOU THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA

Darius: I DIDNT BUT HEARING RAINE RAMBLE ABOUT EDA ALL THE TIME WAS ANNOYING...

Hunter: DUMBASS

Darius: DONT YOU CALL YOUR FATHER A DUMBASS

Hunter: YOURE NOT MY DAD

Eda: stop yelling

Eda: we're fine

Darius: we're?

Darius: what do you mean we?

Hunter: where did Raine go

Raine: at the owl house

Raine: 😁

Luz: 10 snails that they're gonna make out

Hunter: I'll take that bet

Amity: don't

Amity: Luz always wins bets

Luz: too late

Eda: might as well give her the 10 snails right now

Raine: EDA

Luz: heh

Luz: just make sure I don't walk in on it

Darius: ... ew

Luz: you're the one who started this idiot

Darius: shut up

Alador: Darius.

Darius: what do you want

Alador: what did I tell you about match making

Darius: you can't tell me what to do

Alador: I am older yes I can

Darius: 🖕

Mattholomule: I just realized how weird it is that we are a bunch of teens in a group chat with coven heads

Luz: nah

Luz: I have friendships with everyone on the boiling isles

Mattholomule: that doesn't un weirdify it

Gus: what kind of a word is un weirdify

Mattholomule: I created it

Mattholomule: isn't it great

Gus: sure

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