CHICKEN BUTT 🤣

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4:30 am

Darius: imagine having to wake up at 4 in the morning to go get your sons various medications

Hunter: imagine!

Darius: hunter why are you awake

Hunter: because your currently going to pick up the melatonin i usually use to sleep

Darius: .

Darius: i could've got you more sooner if you told me you were out

Hunter: sorry

Alador: darius go back to bed

Darius: and why are YOU up

Alador: work

Darius: ??

Alador: work

Darius: i'm not going back to bed i need to go get this stuff for hunter

Alador: i can go get it for you

Darius: ?? why would you do that

Alador: because?

Alador: i don't want you to lose too much sleep

Darius: .....

Darius: you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid 🤣

Hunter: EW EW EW EW 🙁

Hunter has gone offline

Alador: darius how could you ☹️

Raine: you traumatized the kid we share custody over 😕

Darius: WHY IS EVERYONE AWAKE ITS NOT EVEN 5 YET

Eda: we sensed that hunter was in danger

Darius: DANGER???

Camila: danger of being exposed to sexual content

Darius: im done

Darius: DONE!!!

Alador: but

Darius: but what

Alador: you love us don't you 😢😢😢

Darius: i only love 1 out of hunters 4 other parents here

..

Darius: and it's totally not you

Raine: .. 😁

Eda: whatever helps you sleep at night!

Darius: i need to go get this stuff for hunter

Alador: you make it sound like it's drugs

Eda: maybe it is

Darius: ITS MEDICINE OF COURSE ITS DRUGS

Darius: just not illegal ones 😡

Hunter has come online

Hunter: darius guess what

Darius: what?

Hunter: CHICKEN BUTT 🤣😂

Eda: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHE 😂🤣😂🤣

Eberwolf: EHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Darius: that's it i'm not getting you your melatonin

Hunter: sleep is for losers anyways 😂

Darius: oh nevermind

Hunter: 😞

Camila: okay everyone

Camila: hunter is safe

Camila: and im assuming we all have work in the morning...

Eda: if you count robbing banks as "work" then yes

Camila: ...okay!

Everyone goes offline 😴


























Eberwolf: haye dareijous ges wjat

Darius: what.

Eberwolf: CHIBKJEJN BUTT 🤣🤣

Darius: 😕

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