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4:30 am
Darius: imagine having to wake up at 4 in the morning to go get your sons various medications
Hunter: imagine!
Darius: hunter why are you awake
Hunter: because your currently going to pick up the melatonin i usually use to sleep
Darius: .
Darius: i could've got you more sooner if you told me you were out
Hunter: sorry
Alador: darius go back to bed
Darius: and why are YOU up
Alador: work
Darius: ??
Alador: work
Darius: i'm not going back to bed i need to go get this stuff for hunter
Alador: i can go get it for you
Darius: ?? why would you do that
Alador: because?
Alador: i don't want you to lose too much sleep
Darius: .....
Darius: you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid 🤣
Hunter: EW EW EW EW 🙁
Hunter has gone offline
Alador: darius how could you ☹️
Raine: you traumatized the kid we share custody over 😕
Darius: WHY IS EVERYONE AWAKE ITS NOT EVEN 5 YET
Eda: we sensed that hunter was in danger
Darius: DANGER???
Camila: danger of being exposed to sexual content
Darius: im done
Darius: DONE!!!
Alador: but
Darius: but what
Alador: you love us don't you 😢😢😢
Darius: i only love 1 out of hunters 4 other parents here
..
Darius: and it's totally not you
Raine: .. 😁
Eda: whatever helps you sleep at night!
Darius: i need to go get this stuff for hunter
Alador: you make it sound like it's drugs
Eda: maybe it is
Darius: ITS MEDICINE OF COURSE ITS DRUGS
Darius: just not illegal ones 😡
Hunter has come online
Hunter: darius guess what
Darius: what?
Hunter: CHICKEN BUTT 🤣😂
Eda: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHE 😂🤣😂🤣
Eberwolf: EHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Darius: that's it i'm not getting you your melatonin
Hunter: sleep is for losers anyways 😂
Darius: oh nevermind
Hunter: 😞
Camila: okay everyone
Camila: hunter is safe
Camila: and im assuming we all have work in the morning...
Eda: if you count robbing banks as "work" then yes
Camila: ...okay!
Everyone goes offline 😴
Eberwolf: haye dareijous ges wjat
Darius: what.
Eberwolf: CHIBKJEJN BUTT 🤣🤣
Darius: 😕
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owl house group chat/chatfic
Fanfictionthis is just a silly goofy little group chat I'm writing for fun, more of something to ramble out random ideas I have rather than a detailed story so don't expect much of me 😔