Kind of darius being hunters dad and eberwolf being weird. ALSO the person I base eberwolf off of has been doing some... questionable things lately... expect new weird stuff coming from eberwolf 😁👍
Luz: patiently waiting for my new parent
Raine: oh!
Raine: who's your new parent?
Luz: ...
Darius: dumbass
Raine: what?
Darius: YOU
Darius: YOU ARE THE NEW PARENT
Raine: but I'm not related to luz?
Darius: think about it.
Darius: who is luz's mom who ISNT her biological mother?
Raine: eda?
Darius: yes.
Darius: now put two and two together
Raine: oh
Raine: OH
Eda: patiently waiting for my love
Raine: aHHhhH
Raine has gone offline
Hunter: lmao get rejected
Eda: 😞
Eberwolf: wnat soem sancks? 🐶🍗
Eda: yes please 😞
Darius: this is the stupidest shit ever
Eberwolf: I cna bite raine fi yoh wnat 🐶
Eda: NO
Eda: DONT BITE RAINE
Eda: YOURE GOING TO GIVE THEM A DISEASE
Eberwolf: RABIES ISTN AS BAD SA IT SONUDS
Eberwolf: BITE BITE
Eda: NO.
Eda: BAD EBERWOLF.
Eberwolf: 😞
Hunter: what a bully
Hunter: I'll let you bite me eberwolf 😁
Hunter: oh wait no
Hunter: I'm just now realizing how weird that is
Hunter: don't bite me
Hunter: please
Eberwolf: is tge thougr htat coutns! 🦊🐱🦊🐶
Hunter: :)
Darius: what the hell just happened
Hunter: I don't know
Willow: you shouldn't be asking people to bite you...
Willow: that's weird
Emira: HELLO
Edric: *dramatic entrance*
Darius: NO
Darius: NO
Darius: GET OUT OF HERE
Edric: you didn't even let us say anything!
Darius: and I'm not going to
Darius: out
Mattholomule: why do you have to be so mean all the time
Darius: shut the fuck up you gay little child
Mattholomule: that's homophobic
Darius: NO ITS
Darius: wait a minute.
Darius: aren't you the one who is DENYING being gay
Darius: that's suspicious
Mattholomule: stfu
Gus: don't be such a downer matty!
Mattholomule: don't call me matty 🤬🤬😡😡
Gus: hmmmmmmmmm I think I will
Mattholomule: I'm leaving
Gus: buh bye!
Hunter: okay
Hunter: small problem
Hunter: I may have cut my finger open
Darius: WHAT THE HELL
Hunter: dariusssss 😁
Darius: no
Darius: nuh uh
Darius: not this time
Willow: what's going on...?
Hunter: please?
Darius: ...
Darius: how much blood is there?
Hunter: not a lot
Hunter: i promise
Darius: fine
Darius: hurry up
Eda: wtf is happening
Raine has come online
Raine: oh!
Raine: hunter goes to darius after he gets mildly-severely injured
Raine: which probably isn't the best idea because darius is a clean freak and hunter gets himself into some bloody situations...
Darius: what did you just call me
Raine: that's my cue to leave
Raine has gone offline
Later?
Hunter: thx darius
Darius: no problem little prince
Luz: awwwww :)))
Hunter and Darius: SHUT UP
YOU ARE READING
owl house group chat/chatfic
Fanfictionthis is just a silly goofy little group chat I'm writing for fun, more of something to ramble out random ideas I have rather than a detailed story so don't expect much of me 😔