Darius: Hunter
Hunter: What Darius
Darius: I have a proposal for you
Hunter: What is it
Darius: If you can answer 3 questions
Darius: I'll wont make you go to therapy
Hunter: sounds easy enough
Hunter: what are they?
Darius: 1) when is the last time you drank water
Darius: 2) when is the last time you got 8 hours of sleep in a night
Darius: 3) when is the last time you had 3 meals in a day
Hunter has gone offline
Luz: THATS FUNNY AND SAD AT THE SAME TIME ...
Amity: YEAH ...
Willow: I would be sympathetic but he didn't even try to answer
Gus: he could've just lied but I guess it wouldn't be believable
Eda: Darius
Eda: you know what to do
Darius: He didn't even try.
Darius: HUNTER GET ONLINE RIGHT NOW
Hunter: WHAT
Darius: At least answer the questions
Hunter: WELL 1) I DONT KNOW
Hunter: 2) I DONT KNOW EITHER.
Hunter: AND I DONT THINK IVE EVEN HAD 3 MEALS A DAY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE?
Amity: maybe that's why he's so scrawny
Mattholomule: LMAO
Luz: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW?
Hunter: ITS BEEN SO LONG I DONT REMEMBER
Luz: HUNTER.
Hunter: WHAT
Luz: GO DRINK SOME WATER
Luz: RIGHT NOW.
Hunter: sigh
Hunter: ok
Darius: I'm surprised he even did it
Darius: I have another question about the food part
Hunter: ugh
Hunter: what
Darius: how much food do you eat in a day??
Hunter: I don't think you want to know the answer to that
Luz: ...
Luz: make yourself a sandwich while you're at it
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owl house group chat/chatfic
Fanfictionthis is just a silly goofy little group chat I'm writing for fun, more of something to ramble out random ideas I have rather than a detailed story so don't expect much of me 😔
