owl house group chat/chatfic

autism acceptance 😡

the other day at gymnastics there was a sign that said "happy autism acceptance month" or something along those lines and bee pointed at it and said "you!!" and wouldn't stop referencing it to me being autistic

also i hc hunter, alador, and raine as autistic sooo.... that's what i'm writing about (most of this is also based off my experiences...)

Hunter: happy autism acceptance month

Darius: wow i didn't know there was a whole month dedicated to you and alador

Hunter: autism 😡

Darius: it was a joke

Darius: i was calling you and alador autistic

Alador: because we are

Hunter: THIS MONTH ISNT JUST ABOUT ME AND YOUR STUPID BOYFRIEND STILL YK

Alador: i wouldn't be calling me stupid so quickly i might become your father soon

Hunter: better father figure than belos 💞💞

Alador: of course :)

Amity: i will admit you were a pretty shitty dad for a while but also much better than belos that entire time you were shitty

Alador: thank you?

Hunter: yes thank her

Luz: anything is better than being like belos

Luz: british.. 😕

Raine: WHAT ABOUT ME

Eda: HUH???

Raine: AUTISM ACCEPTANCE MONTH ☹️☹️

Raine: WHAT ABOUT MEEEE 😞😞

Eda: OH RIGHT

Luz: YOURE AUTISTIC???

Raine: YES??

Mattholomule: you don't seem autistic

Raine: what do you mean by that.

Raine: really?

Raine: during autism acceptance month? 🤨

Hunter: AUTISM 😡

Alador: smh

Mattholomule: the autistics have ganged up on me someone help 😓

Gus: i'll help!!!

Eda: wow.

Raine: i cant believe this.

Hunter: someone stole my 7 snails today

Luz: that's a bit off topic but okay???

Darius: who stole my kids money.

Hunter: this random girl with pink hair and 3 eyes

Amity: EW

Willow: boscha 😒

Hunter: so you know her?

Luz: unfortunately

Hunter: so that's why she kept talking about how much she missed amity....

Amity: that is a red flag

Raine: OKAY BUT WHY DID SHE STEAL YOUR MONEY

Eda: TELL USSS!!!

Hunter: she walked up to me, took it out of my hands, said thanks, and walked away

Eberwolf: u coukd hav got 28 jaw breakers wjth that 7 dollers 😢

Hunter: ik 😕

Darius: next time you see her tell her that you're darius deamonne's son, the ex golden guard, and the soon to be brother in law of amity blight.

Hunter: oh i will

Willow: maybe that will lower her ego 😊

Hunter: it caught me off guard

Luz: hunter i have a question

Hunter: what

Luz: how and why did belos get you diagnosed with autism as a kid???

Hunter: he told me that lots of the past golden guards were autistic???

Hunter: i'm starting to think that caleb was autistic

Luz: SO DID HE JUST GET ALL THE GOLDEN GUARDS DIAGNOSED WITH AUTISM???

Darius: now that i think about it hunters predecessor was also autistic...

Luz: NO WAYYYYY

Hunter: ...what the fuck

Luz: i'm still trying to figure out if belos is either really inclusive and accepting or super conservative...

Hunter: was*

Luz: right my bad

Hunter: i don't know it's a very hard decision

Luz: he was probably gay and just didn't want to tell us 😄

Lilith: he was lowk pretty homosexual....

Eda: why are we talking about this???

Hunter: yeah when we could be talking about something much better

Hunter: like wolves for example...

Amity: no one wants to hear about your wolves

Hunter: 🙁

Raine: how did we go from talking about autism acceptance to belos being gay?

Hunter: idk

Luz: i still find it funny that belos made all his grimwalkers autistic just bc caleb was too

i have a surprise for everyone in the next chapter... :)