Mattholomule: SOMEONE HELP
Luz: What? What's wrong?
Mattholomule: GUS IS CHASING ME
Luz: oh my god what did you do
Mattholomule: I STOLE HIS PAPER CLORP
Luz: you mean paper clip?
Mattholomule: YEAH YEAH WHATEVER JUST HELP ME
Amity: no lol
Luz: Gus?
Gus: yes?
Luz: stop chasing Mattholomule
Gus: no! He stole my paper clorp
Luz: ill get you a new one just stop!
Gus: okay but you better make that exchange asap
Mattholomule: thanks human
Mattholomule: I'll be leaving now
Gus: WAIT DONT LEAVE
Gus: at least come back to my house
Mattholomule: fine but you better not try to kill me again
Willow: gay
Luz: gay
Mattholomule: shut up
Darius: ... gay
Mattholomule: no one asked for your opinion
Darius: watch your tone
Mattholomule: smh
Eberwolf: cjiken niuggoes
Darius: I'm not getting you chicken nuggets again, you know what happened last time
Eberwolf: 😭😭🥺🥺😢😢
Darius: Raine you handle this
Raine: Sorry Eber. But we can't do that for you
Raine: plus aren't chicken nuggets like... animals?
Luz: you guys have chicken nuggets on the boiling isles??!! why didn't I know this!!
Eda: uh hello I've been to the human realm enough times to know that humans are obsessed with food like that, why would I tell you
Luz: 😢
Belos: chicken nuggets? What is that?
Luz: you're a human. You should know
Luz: we'll I guess you haven't been there in like 300 something years 🧐
Willow: WHAT??
Gus: BELOS? HUMAN? I HAVE TO KNOW MORE!
Hunter: don't tell them about the rest
Luz: I won't I promise
Amity: do you have dirt on hunter?
Luz: yes and no?
Luz: well anyways...
Luz: Belos is Phillip Wittebane 😁
Hunter: wait? The humans last name was wittebane?
Luz: yeah? I thought you knew?
Hunter: uhhh
Hunter: private chat. Now.
Private chat between Luz and hunter
Luz: you okay Hunter?
Hunter: no I am NOT OKAY
Luz: Hunter calm down!
Luz: What's wrong?
Hunter: MY last name is Wittebane.
Hunter: oh wait... now that I'm piercing this together it makes sense
Hunter: IS THIS WHY I DONT HAVE MAGIC?
Luz: IDK MAYBE?
Hunter: AM I HUMAN?
Luz: I DKNT KNOEEEEWWWW
Hunter: we can talk about this later.
Hunter: I need to rethink my entire life
Luz: have fun!
back into the groupchat
Luz: I'm back!
Willow: what was that about?
Darius: human what did you do
Luz: elaborate..?
Darius: I can hear Hunter hyperventilating inside his room
Luz: ohhhh... 😬
Raine: I can too, Eda what did your kid do?
Eda: don't drag me into this
Luz: I think it'll be best if Hunter explains that
Hunter: I AM HUAMN
Luz: well we don't know for sure??!!
Darius: HUMAN WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM
Raine: This is not good
Darius: I think he's crying
Luz: HWAT DID I DO
Belos: cope
Luz: HOW DID YOH GET BACK
YOU ARE READING
owl house group chat/chatfic
Fanficthis is just a silly goofy little group chat I'm writing for fun, more of something to ramble out random ideas I have rather than a detailed story so don't expect much of me 😔
