Luz: can we talk about how belos ALWAYS makes his way back into the chat??
Eda: yeah
Darius: literally can't he just go away
Belos: i have a pleasant surprise for you
Hunter: side eye
Belos: i'm learning teenager slang
Hunter: oh my god
Hunter: just leave us alone no one likes you
Belos: only in ohio
Hunter: STOP
Hunter: YOURE NOT FUNNY
Belos: why are you so mad 😐
Hunter: cause you're MAD ANNOYING
Belos: are you on your period or something??
Belos: need some pads??
Luz: LMAOOOO
Gus: THIS IS SO FUNNY
Hunter: BRO WHAT
Belos: WHAT????
Hunter: YOURE SO TOXIC AND FOR WHAT
Hunter: sometimes i wonder why i didn't notice how horrible you were sooner
Darius: i know
Hunter: it was so god damn obvious
Belos: what
Belos: how
Belos: i personally think i did a great job of playing the role of a good uncle
Luz: YOU LITERALLY ABUSED HIM???
Belos: name ONE TIME i abused him
Hunter: that one time when i was 12
Hunter: the day i was supposed to try and find eda but failed
Belos: i didnt even punish you
Hunter: YES U DID???
Belos: what did i even do.
Hunter: you called me a whore and pushed me in front of a car 😐
Belos: HUNTER I WAS IN A BAD MOOD
Eda: A BAD MOOD??? 😭😭
Belos: YEAH 😢
Hunter: DID YOUR GIRLFRIEND BREAK UP WITH YOU OR SOMETHING???
Hunter: wait that's not possible because you get NO WITCHES.
Belos: I GET PLENTY OF WITCHES
Hunter: you're just mad that caleb pulls women and you don't
Belos: I THOUGHT WE PROMISED NOT TO BRING THAT UP
Luz: ok and???
Belos: it's not my fault i'm aroace 😞
Lilith: yo same
Amity: oh my god he's a fruit
Gus: HES APART OF THE SKITTLE SQUAD
Luz: omg ally???
Belos: i would be bullied for this in the 1600s. 😐
Luz: BURN THE GAYS 🔥🔥🔥
Amity: no comment???
Raine: who votes that we kick belos out before he starts manipulating us???
Luz: you're right
Hunter: he'll probably make his way back in somehow but let's do it anyway
Belos: i thought we were bonding. smh.
Raine has kicked Belos
Eda: i bet he'll be back by tomorrow
Darius: i bet he'll be back within a few minutes 💀
Belos: you can't get rid of me 🤣🤷
Hunter: go away before i beat your ass
Belos: bad mood?
Hunter: sure.
YOU ARE READING
owl house group chat/chatfic
Fanfictionthis is just a silly goofy little group chat I'm writing for fun, more of something to ramble out random ideas I have rather than a detailed story so don't expect much of me 😔
