Hunter: are you fucking kidding me
Hunter: I'm sick
Hunter: again
Hunter: I'm going to kill someone
Hunter: maybe myself
Luz: no!
Luz: no killing anyone!
Willow: I hope you feel better hunter :(
Gus: try not to kill too many people!
Amity: always remember it's okay to kill yourself just not other people (real quote from my gymnastics coach btw)
Luz: AMITY NO
Hunter: replying to amity: noted
Darius: no hunter
Darius: I don't want to deal with that drama again
Luz: AGAIN?
Hunter: sorry 🤷
Hunter: it was an accident
Hunter: I swear!
Darius: all that blood you got on my cloak was NOT an accident.
Eberwolf: SANCKS WLIL MACK YOH BETTR!🍗🍗🍗🐶🐱🐶🦊🦊🐶🐱🐱🦊🐶
Raine: sorry eber
Raine: no snacks
Raine: hunter isn't feeling well
Eberwolf: 😞🍗?
Hunter: I'll eat your snacks eber
Hunter: I'm not a mean bully like raine
Eberwolf: 🐶🍗!
Eda: DONT TALK ABOUT MON AMOUR LIKE THAT
Raine: what does mon amour mean?
Raine: eda has called me that multiple times and I don't know what that means...
Luz: it means "my love" in the human language French! :)
Raine: thank you luz :)
Luz: no problem future parent 😉👍
Raine: what?
Luz: nothing!
Darius: hunter
Hunter: what
Darius: I'm coming to help you
Hunter: what
Hunter: why?
Darius: BECAUSE YOURE SICK?
Darius: WHY ELSE?
Hunter: what?
Luz: ...?
Luz: hunter do you have brain damage?
Luz: are you having a seizure?
Hunter: what the hell
Hunter: why would I need help
Darius: because you aren't feeling well...?
Hunter: I've never needed help before
Darius: ...are you sure about that?
Hunter: belos says that if I need help from other people for a simple sickness it will make me weaker
Luz: DONT LISTEN TO BELOS
Luz: WEVE BEEN OVER THIS
Luz: WHAT. BELOS. SAYS. ISNT. VALID.
Luz: NOW YOU WILL LET DARIUS COME AND HELP YOU RIGHT NOW.
Luz: DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
Hunter: yes ma'am 😞
Luz: good ☺️
Belos: did I hear someone talking shit about me?
Luz: OUT
Luz: NOW
Luz: GET YOUR MOLDY ASS OUT OF HERE
Luz: 👈
Raine has kicked out belos
Hunter: thank you raine
Raine: no problem hunter :)
Eda: what a life saver 😍
Raine: I don't think Ive saved many lives from that but I appreciate it
Raine: you're the one who was going to sacrifice yourself to save everyone but who am I to talk...
Luz: WHAT. 😡
Eda: RAINE WHISPERS.
Eda: I WILL BEAT YOUR BEAUTIFUL LITTLE ASS.
Raine: AHHHHH
Raine and Eda have gone offline
Hunter: oh my
Hunter: what just happened
Willow: I have no idea
Darius: hunter
Darius: go to bed
Hunter: what
Hunter: why
Darius: you are sick and you need to go to bed
Darius: now
Hunter: what 😞😞😞
Darius: now
Hunter: okay dad 😞
Hunter has gone offline
Darius: WHAT
Darius: NO
Darius: NO
Darius: GET BACK HERE NOW
Darius: YOU CANT JUST CALL ME DAD THEN LEAVE
Darius: HUNTER
Darius: GET BACK ONLINE
Darius: NKW
Darius: I WILL BREAK YOUR DOOR DOWN
Darius: sigh.
Darius: just go to bed and leave me alone I guess 😒
Hunter: dammit
Hunter: I threw up again
Eberwolf: shoulda hummed 🐶🦊🐶🦊🦊🐱
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owl house group chat/chatfic
Fanfictionthis is just a silly goofy little group chat I'm writing for fun, more of something to ramble out random ideas I have rather than a detailed story so don't expect much of me 😔