HAPPY 100TH CHAPTER! WHIPPEE!! WOOHOO!!! HUZZAH!!!
Luz: guys look we're in the 100th chapter!
Amity: what?
Hunter: luz what did i tell you about breaking the 4th wall
Luz: oops my bad
Luz: can we have cake
Luz: to celebrate a non specific event
Luz: wink wink
Hunter: sure???
Eda has come online
Eda: myu enyire worlf view has ben shattered
Raine: what why
Eda: i just found put
Eda: thst sex isn't reak
Raine: are you drunk
Eda: noi
Raine: do you need a nap
Eda: no
Raine: WRONNNGGGG 🚨
Eda: 🙁😕🙁😕😕😕☹️🙁😕😕😕😕
Luz: you made eda sad 😡
Raine: this is your mentor who is DRUNK!!!'
Darius: is she ever not drunk
Raine: um yes all the time
Darius: how do you know
Raine: because when she's not drunk she's a smart intellectual individual
Eda: tanks
Raine: you're welcome
Eda: j wish sec whas rela :(
Raine: it is
Eda: realltlqy
Raine: yes
Eda: ohh my ngohz
Eda: cnN you do. Sex with me
Raine: no eda
Raine: what would you want that
Eda: becjahshe i'm babving sec with rverybkdy hwre
Raine: no you're not
Eda: ges i am
Luz: am i getting cake or not
Eda: i'm bhuying cake for everybodg hehre
Luz: yay!
Amity: i wish adults weren't gross
Alador: me too
Amity: you're an adult
Alador: gross :(
Darius: i'm the cleanest of the clean
Alador: :)
Eda: yyyyyyyyuuuuuccjkkkkkkk
Alador: you're the one said you're going to have sex with everyone
Alador: you're lucky i'm not calling the police on you
Eda: nbbitiuchhh
Alador: oh you wanna square up
Eda: fheah
Alador: meet me outside at 10 hoe
Willow: what the scallop.
Gus: luz said we were getting cake.
Mattholomule: adults fighting is better than cake
Hunter: it would be funny if it wasn't my two parents
Hunter: i mean i guess i still ahve two more
Luz: what was the plot of this story again?
Willow: what story?
Hunter: luz. you broke the 4th wall again.
Luz: oh fiddlesticks
Luz: oh right cake
Willow: what flavor
Luz: red velvet
Mattholomule: OH BET?
Gus: RED VELVET 😋😋
Mattholomule: i want red velvet cake at my wedding
Gus: me too
Luz: at least i know what to expect for cake in about 10 years
Gus: what was that? 😊
Luz: oh nothing
Alador: if i win against eda can i have cake two
Darius: bitch you said you were going to have a baking date with me what happened to that
Alador: nevermind i guess i'll have to make it myself 😒😒😒
Darius: that's what i thought
Luz: i wish i could drink legally
Raine: there's a lot of "i wishes today" and i think we should stop that.
Luz: awwwww :(((
Hunter: this cake tastes spicy
Amity: no one cares
Hunter: guys i think i'm allergic to red 40
Luz: of course you are pasty boy
Hunter: cake 🙁
YOU ARE READING
owl house group chat/chatfic
Fanfictionthis is just a silly goofy little group chat I'm writing for fun, more of something to ramble out random ideas I have rather than a detailed story so don't expect much of me 😔
