since i love hunter and hunter is literally me i'm making his birthday the same as mine
also your surprise is currently on hold because amber and i both forgot that wattpad was a thing (also she's my wife now 😘)
Hunter: guys
Hunter: guess what's in 24 days
Amity: bro idk?
Darius: june 17th???
Hunter: noe 😡
Eberwolf: whoy os it
Eberwolf: nashonal independicne dae?
Hunter: ITS MY BIRTHDAY 😢
Luz: you have a birthday?
Gus: you kinda seem like the type of guy to just spawn out of thin air
Hunter: i mean youre technically not wrong
Hunter: but i still have a creation date you know 😒
Eda: imagine not knowing your own child's birthday
Darius: i see how it is
Alador: yeah... ahahah..
Amity: dad 😐
Emira: you know our birthdays?
Edric: right?
Alador: of course i do
Amity: then what are they
Alador: oh what a coincidence darius is calling me gotta go...
Darius: bitch no i aint
Alador: well then i'm calling you
Darius: 😡
Alador has gone offline
Darius has gone offline
Luz: i have a new bet to make
Hunter: luz don't be gross
Amity: yes... me hunter and my siblings don't want to hear that
Hunter: traumatized once again
Raine has come online
Raine: IM GOING TO CRY
Luz: WHAT WHY
Raine: MY WIFE
Raine: SHE CHEATED ON ME WITH A TRAFFIC CONE
Hunter: YOUR WIFE?
Raine: YES
Willow: WITH A TRAFFIC CONE?
(another real conversation between me and my gymnastics coach :D still mad at your for having an affair with a traffic cone amber 😡)
Luz: EDA. 😡
Eda: ahahaha...
Eda: i can explain...
Raine: YOU BETTER GET STARTED
Eda: so you see
Eda: what happened was
Eda has gone offline
Raine: someone's ass is about to be beat
Eberwolf: oooooooooo....
Eberwolf: eduh is en truble.... 🐶🐶🐱🦊🦊🐶🐱🦊
Darius has come online
Darius: make sure to drink your antidepressants hunter
Hunter: i thought you were busy with alador?
Darius has gone offline
Hunter: wait a minute
Hunter: DRINK?
Hunter: maybe i can drink them with apple blood 🧐
3+ people have come online
Raine: no alcohol hunter
Alador: no alcohol hunter
Darius: no alcohol hunter
Eda: no alcohol hunter
Camila: no alcohol hunter
Belos: no alcohol hunter
Hunter: BITCH YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD
Belos: shit my bad
Belos: i forgot
Belos has died
Hunter: i cant have any alcohol i guess..
Hunter: i mean i only have to wait 24 days so what's the difference.. 😅
Darius: bad hunter
Eberwolf: noe appole blud. 😡
Hunter: fine, i see how it is
Luz: no fair hunter gets to drink before us
Hunter: i've been in this world longer than you it's totally fair
Amity: nah i don't think so
Gus: darius!!!! hunter is using his age against us again!!!
Hunter: WHAT NO IM NOT 😡
Matt: you totally are
Darius: hunter 😡
Hunter: i'm leaving.
Raine: eda can been delt with :)
Luz: what did you do...
Eda: hehehehehehhehe
Luz: DID YOU RIZZ UP MY MOTHER TO MAKE SURE SHE WOULDNT HAVE ANOTHER AFFAIR?
Raine: that's one way to put it, yes
Hooty: i heard everything.
Matt: that poor bird...
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owl house group chat/chatfic
Fanfictionthis is just a silly goofy little group chat I'm writing for fun, more of something to ramble out random ideas I have rather than a detailed story so don't expect much of me 😔
