the surprise is taking a little bit longer than expected.... *cough cough* AMBER.
while you wait you can have a south park reference :D
Eberwolf: goys.
Raine: yes eber?
Luz: yeah? :D
Eberwolf: yu kmow whot?
Darius: what???
Eberwolf: fuc thus. 😡🤬😡🐶🐶
Eberwolf: aim don wjft all thjs BYLLSHIT
Hunter: EBER YOU CANT SAY THAT
Eberwolf: DONUT TWLL ME HWAR TO DO BRITISH BJTCH
Raine: DID YOU JUST SAY THE B WORD? 😡
Eberwolf: brjtish?
Mattholomule: no they're talking about bitch! you can't say that fucking idiot 😡
Gus: MATTY 😦
Eberwolf: whoy teh fock npt?
Raine: EBER.
Amity: bro you just said fuck??? that's another bad word
Edric: MITTENS >:(
King: fuck
Eda: KING
Eberwolf: whorts thue big deel it odsent hury anywon?
Eberwolf: fock fuk focuk
Raine: how would you like it if i took away your happy meal?
Eberwolf: hoe wood yoi loike to SUCJ MAH BALKS
Raine: WHAT DID YOU SAY.
Eberwolf: i'm soory
Eberwolf: aim soraye
Eberwolf: whae i sayd wss
Eberwolf: HOW WIUKD YOY LUKE TO SUCK MAY BALLS.
Raine: 😦
Eda: 😦
Darius: 😦
Alador: 😦
Lilith: 😦
Adrian: 😦
Kings dad: 😦
Luz: 😦
Amity: 😦
Hunter: 😦
Willow: 😦
Gus: 😦
Mattholomule: 😦
Edric: 😦
Emira: 😦
King: 😦
Collector: 😦
Eberwolf: sorre gkt a bite mad theure 😅
Eberwolf: cna hav mai chimkchjns njgugets nkw?🍗🍗🤤🐶🐱
Eberwolf: 😺🤮😽😻👿😻🤧👻☠️🐗🐱🦇🐨😘😘🥰🥰😍🤣😍🥰🐹👾🐯☠️😵💫🐯😻😢👻😢🐥🐤🐮🦊🐥🦊🐻❄️🐥🐤🦊😙🥰😘🥲😘🥰😍🥰
Raine: since you asked nicely... ☺️
Eda: you just don't want to admit you lost that argument
Raine: i wouldn't call it an argument exactly
Raine: more like...
Raine: hormonal mood swings?
Eberwolf: i wooudkdk cail eat me bekong hubngry
Raine: that's probably more accurate, yes
Hunter: i wish i had some chicken nuggets :(
Eberwolf: cum to mah hoouse tjem!
Darius: eber... we all know you're bad at spelling
Darius: but can you PLEASE not spell come that that
Eberwolf: whot? 🙁
Eberwolf: muy shpelkng es grate water yu talkjikg abholt? 😞
Raine: yeah darius.
Eda: ebers spelling is just fine.
Darius: um yes that's what i meant
Eberwolf: takhsh whot i thoughtk
Hunter: happy meal? 😞
Hunter: chicken nuggets? 😞
Eberwolf: cum
Darius: okay now he's doing it on purpose.

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owl house group chat/chatfic
Fanfictionthis is just a silly goofy little group chat I'm writing for fun, more of something to ramble out random ideas I have rather than a detailed story so don't expect much of me 😔