Luz: imagine being a pile of slime
Luz: skill issue tbh
Hunter: fr
Belos: are you mocking me
Luz: who said I was talking about you
Luz: are you a pile of slime?
Luz: that's kind of an L for you
Belos: shut up
Belos: I could literally kill you
Luz: then why haven't you done it yet
Luz: skill issue?
Luz: bozo brain?
Luz: big L.
Emira: edric what did you do to luz
Edric: taught her some new words
Edric: i mean... she's putting them to good use
Edric: so don't be mad at me
Hunter: good for her
Belos: hunter stfu
Hunter: hmmmmmmmm
Hunter: no
Belos: HUNTER
Hunter: no authority?
Hunter: no life?
Hunter: no rizz?
Hunter: no witches?
Hunter: you need to touch grass
Belos: STFU
Eda: imagine pulling no witches...
Raine: couldn't be me
Darius: literally imagine
Gus: 🤣🤣
Hunter: rizzless... smh...
Mattholomule: even i have rizz
Gus: and matty doesn't have much rizz.
Mattholomule: 😒
Belos: I DO HAVE RIZZ
Luz: really?
Luz: how many women have you pulled in the, what, 400 years you've been alive?
Belos: ...
Belos: WHATEVER
Belos: I AM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU
Gus: yeah?
Amity: and someone the collector managed to turn you into slime with a single tap
Luz: wow...
Hunter: imagine being that weak...
Belos: Stop 😢
Belos: Now 😢
Adrian: imagine crying because of children...
Mattholomule: exactly.
Gus: literally...
Belos left the chat
Luz: yay! we did it!
Hunter: finally
Gus: maybe he'll leave for good
Darius: hopefully...
Raine: how does he even keep coming back
Eda: i have literally no idea
Gus: at least we're safe for now!
Mattholomule: yeah
Belos: i always come back 😈
Luz: is that a fnaf reference
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owl house group chat/chatfic
Fanfictionthis is just a silly goofy little group chat I'm writing for fun, more of something to ramble out random ideas I have rather than a detailed story so don't expect much of me 😔
