Hunter: i stole someone's taxes
Eda: good job👍
Eda: maybe i can give you some tips
Luz: hunter what...
Hunter: i stole someone's taxes
Luz: yeah but why..?
Luz: and how 🤨
Hunter: it's simple really
Hunter: found someone's taxes on the ground
Hunter: picked them up
Hunter: took them home
Hunter: found their home address
Hunter: found their social security number
Hunter: found where they went to college
Hunter: easy peasy
Willow: uhhh...
Amity: he continues to weird me out every day
Eda: murder, drug dealing, and now whatever this is
Darius: DRUG DEALING?
Hunter: i don't tell you everything
Luz: what happened to my goody-two-shoes brother 😢
Hunter: oh what a shame
Hunter: it would just be HORRIBLE if you needed to find a new brother...
Luz: too bad you're not getting replaced 😚
Hunter: 😒
Darius: drug dealing??? hunter???
Hunter: don't worry i only buy and sell melatonin :)
Hunter: concerning amount of it...
Darius: okay well you kind of need that
Luz: don't overdose on it >:(
Hunter: too late
Luz: HUNTER 😡
Raine: hunter why are you selling melatonin?
Hunter: sorry 😞
Darius: so you apologize to them and not me?
Hunter: raine makes me feel things i didnt know i could feel
Hunter: like guilt
Raine: apologize to darius
Hunter: okay 🙁
Hunter: sorry dad
Hunter: i won't sell drugs anymore
Darius: good
Luz: what else will you do?
Hunter: i won't overdose on melatonin
Luz: good
Raine: good job hunter
Amity: it's so hilarious how they're treating him like a toddler that doesn't have any manners yet
Hunter: stfu
Luz: i meaaaannn....
Hunter: 😡
Eberwolf: wen am i gettjng tath meth?
Hunter: SHHHHHHH
Darius: HUNTER NO DRUG DEALING
YOU ARE READING
owl house group chat/chatfic
Fanfictionthis is just a silly goofy little group chat I'm writing for fun, more of something to ramble out random ideas I have rather than a detailed story so don't expect much of me 😔
