Eda: who should i rizz up today
Raine: excuse me
Raine: are you cheating on me
Darius: oooooooo....
Luz: they're about to go offffff....
Eda: nono i swear i'm not
Raine: then who's stan huh
Eda: a guy i robbed lmao
Raine: oh ok
Raine: WAIT WHAT
Raine: WHY DID YOU ROB HIM
Eda: he divorced me
Raine: oh ok
Raine: WHAT
Raine: WHEN WERE YOU EVER MARRIED
Eda: yk that one time..
Raine: WHEN
Eda: the time that you BROKE UP WITH ME
Luz: YOU TELL THEM GIRL!!!
Alador: first you treat my life like a k drama now theirs? i see how it is
Luz: it's just so interesting!!!
Stan: i heard my name
Eda: WHAT THE HELL
Stan: change your mind about divorcing me? 😘
Raine: shes taken
Eda: thats right
Eda: get out of here old man
Stan: confidence is key i was just shooting my shot but i see how it is 😒
Eda: don't you have human mystery stuff to take care of??
Luz: human?
Eda: did i forget to mention he's a human
Raine: YES???
Stan: you aren't? 🤨
Eda: ohhhh.... about that...
Raine: that's it.
Raine has kicked Stan
Darius: jealous?
Raine: no
Eda: then what was that about?
Raine: 😢
Raine: maybe a little...
Hunter: you don't seem like the jealous type?
Raine: i don't seem like i could commit murder either do i?
Hunter: ...😦
Luz: raine is definitely apart of my "do not piss off" list 😓
Raine: i don't think you'll have to worry about that luz :)
Luz: that's good!
Raine: Darius however...
Darius: WHAT DID I DO???
Raine: you're too gay sometimes
Raine: yk
Darius: THEN WHAT ABOUT ALADOR
Alador: don't you dare drag me into this
Alador: i will break up with you
Darius: sorry pookie 😞
Raine: nah alador is less gay than you
Hunter: raine in their homophobic era???
Collector: ever since i found out homosexuals were real i've been having so much fun playing games with them!
Luz: ...what kind of games
Collector: oh you know, using my magic to make them fall in love and stuff
Luz: COLLECTOR YOU CANT DO THAT
Collector: why not :(
Luz: BECAUSE
Luz: actually i don't know
Luz: keep doing what you're doing i guess...
Luz: although i should probably keep an eye on you just in case
Collector: then we can play right?
Luz: yeah!
Edric and Emira have come online
Edric: GUYS
Emira: WE FOUND SOMETHING
Darius: oh titan
Kings dad: im back
Luz: YAYYYY!!!
King: DADDD!!!
Edric: HEY WHAT ABOUT US
Luz: oh yes continue
Hunter: what did you find???
Emira: A GAY PHOTO
Darius: OF WHO??
Alador: 😰
Amity: why are you guys acting suspicious 🤨
Edric: EDA AND RAINE
Darius: thank the titan
Kings dad: yw
Amity: ...i don't think i'm ever going to get used to him
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Raine: THAT WAS YEARS AGO???
Edric: LOOK CLOSER
Emira: AT EDAS HAND 😡
Luz: EDA WATER YOU DOING
Eda: I CAN EXPLAIN...
Raine: eda.
Luz: YOURE AT FAULT TOO YOU LITTLE HOMO
Raine: I WAS LITERALLY FALLING ASLEEP I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE HER HAND WAS DOWN MY SHIRT.
Eda: how about we forget about this...
Luz: no eda
Luz: there were children around
Luz: amity
Luz: king
Luz: EVEN THE COLLECTOR
Luz: this homosexuality is getting out of hand
Eda: i'm sorry okay 😢😢
Eda: anyways raine meet me at my window at 11
Luz: EXCUSE ME
Hunter: WTF ARE YOU GUYS DOING AT 11??
Hunter: AM I GOING TO LOOSE MORE MONEY 🙁
Luz: oh right the bet!
Luz: you guys continue your homosexual activities
Raine: yay
Hunter: another 10 snails lost 😞
Luz: can't relate 🤣
Hunter: do you think eda is a top or a bottom
Luz: HUNTER WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT
Hunter: curious
Luz: ...top
Hunter: i was thinking that too
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owl house group chat/chatfic
Fanfictionthis is just a silly goofy little group chat I'm writing for fun, more of something to ramble out random ideas I have rather than a detailed story so don't expect much of me 😔
