a stapler..?

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happy valentine's day guys 😁

Eda kicked Raine out of the chat

Luz: eda????!!!

Darius: did you guys get into a fight or something

Lilith: i doubt it, they are the most compatible people i know

Eda: I NEED HELP FAST

Amity: HUH??

Eda: today is valentine's day and i forgot SO I DIDNT GET RAINE ANYTHIBG

Luz: OH NO!!!

Willow: we can help! :)

Gus: yeah! we're masters at romance

Eda: you better be quick

Eda: SO.

Eda: what's the most romantic thing you can get someone??

Eda: has to be SUPER romantic

Luz: maybe... flowers??

Gus: chocolate!

Eberwolf: a love letur!

Mattholomule: your love..?

Gus: that's a given, you're supposed to love people on valentine's day >:(

Eda: any other ideas??

Hunter: a stapler

Darius: ...

Eda: ...

Amity: ...

Willow: ...

Gus: ...

Mattholomule: ...

Luz: ...

Hunter: huh?

Hunter: did i say something wrong... orrr????

Luz: hunter what...

Gus: a STAPLER?

Hunter: yeah

Hunter: a stapler

Luz: HOW is that romantic AT ALL?

Hunter: i thought staplers were a sign of affection

Darius: who the hell told you that???

Luz: WHO DO YOU THINK?

Darius: i should've guessed

Hunter: another part of my childhood proven to be a hoax 😔

Luz: awww it's okay!!!

Luz: you tried your best!

Eda: this stapler thing doesn't sound like a bad idea

Gus: maybe you could say something likeee

Gus: this stapler will staple our hearts together...?

Mattholomule: that's a horrible pickup line

Gus: i know 😔

Eda: not bad, could use some improvement

Eda: if you need tips you can come to me 😉

Luz: eda! the gift! >:(

Eda: oh right

Eda: ahh what the heck

Eda: there's not much time

Eda: i'll just give them the stapler

Eda: and maybe a make out session

Eda deleted one message

Luz: 😳

Darius: i'm going to pretend i didn't see that

Gus: me too

Eda: going to see raine soon. wish me luck

Gus: good luck!

Willow: i'm sure they'll be grateful either way!

Amity: it'll probably go terrible. but don't listen to me ☺️

Hunter: if they hate it don't blame this on me

Eda: i will

Eda has gone offline

























Darius added Raine

Raine: who told eda to give me a stapler.

Amity: HUNTER DID IT

Hunter: ITS NOT MY FAULT I WAS LIED TO

Raine: the make out session was good tho

Eda: you're welcome

this story was based on a writing prompt i had to follow for my english class "write a paragraph convincing someone that a stapler is the most romantic valentines gift to give someone"

AND AMBER GAVE ME A STAPLER!! 🥰

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