Darius: heh
Darius: heheh
Hunter: no
Hunter: don't you dare
Luz: ?
Eda: you can't just leave us with that
Raine: tell us
Mattholomule: yeah old man
Mattholomule: tell us
Darius: stfu
Darius: ANYWAYS
Darius: guess what hunter did
Hunter: nothing
Hunter: I did nothing
Luz: suspicious
Darius: he called me dad
Hunter: no I didn't
Hunter: you're lying
Hunter: don't listen to him
Luz: awwwwww!!!!
Hunter: STOP IT
Darius: you did
Darius: it's true
Hunter: I hate you
Darius: is that any way to talk to your father?
Eda: this is hilarious
Hunter: shut up
Hunter: if you don't stop
Hunter: I will
Hunter: okay I don't know what I'll do but stop it anyway
Eda: hmmmmm
Darius: no
Luz: put on that golden guard persona then threaten them!!!
Luz: it'll make for a great fight!!!
Hunter: no
Hunter: I don't want anything to do with the golden guard anymore >:(
Mattholomule: oh?
Luz: its a long story
Darius: BACK TO THE SUBJECT
Darius: let's bully hunter
Hunter: is that any way to talk to your son?
Eda: HAH
Darius: ... it seems my plan has backfired
Hunter: what are you gonna do about it?
...
Hunter: oh
Hunter: oh no
Hunter: HELP
Mattholomule: wtf just happened
Luz: my guess is that darius is dragging him to therapy
Luz: again
Mattholomule: skill issue lmao
Darius: spot on
Luz: nice
Luz: he really needs it
Darius: I know
Darius: have you seen his eyebags?
Luz: he needs sleep too
Luz: someone without trauma doesn't stay awake that long
Eda: fo
Eda: real
Luz: I wonder how many hours he gets a night on average
Eda: not a lot
Luz: I wonder why he doesn't sleep
Darius: idfk
Camila: I've seen him awake for entire nights before, he needs time to find a better sleep pattern.
Luz: MOM?
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owl house group chat/chatfic
Fanfictionthis is just a silly goofy little group chat I'm writing for fun, more of something to ramble out random ideas I have rather than a detailed story so don't expect much of me 😔