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Darius: heh

Darius: heheh

Hunter: no

Hunter: don't you dare

Luz: ?

Eda: you can't just leave us with that

Raine: tell us

Mattholomule: yeah old man

Mattholomule: tell us

Darius: stfu

Darius: ANYWAYS

Darius: guess what hunter did

Hunter: nothing

Hunter: I did nothing

Luz: suspicious

Darius: he called me dad

Hunter: no I didn't

Hunter: you're lying

Hunter: don't listen to him

Luz: awwwwww!!!!

Hunter: STOP IT

Darius: you did

Darius: it's true

Hunter: I hate you

Darius: is that any way to talk to your father?

Eda: this is hilarious

Hunter: shut up

Hunter: if you don't stop

Hunter: I will

Hunter: okay I don't know what I'll do but stop it anyway

Eda: hmmmmm

Darius: no

Luz: put on that golden guard persona then threaten them!!!

Luz: it'll make for a great fight!!!

Hunter: no

Hunter: I don't want anything to do with the golden guard anymore >:(

Mattholomule: oh?

Luz: its a long story

Darius: BACK TO THE SUBJECT

Darius: let's bully hunter

Hunter: is that any way to talk to your son?

Eda: HAH

Darius: ... it seems my plan has backfired

Hunter: what are you gonna do about it?

...

Hunter: oh

Hunter: oh no

Hunter: HELP

Mattholomule: wtf just happened

Luz: my guess is that darius is dragging him to therapy

Luz: again

Mattholomule: skill issue lmao

Darius: spot on

Luz: nice

Luz: he really needs it

Darius: I know

Darius: have you seen his eyebags?

Luz: he needs sleep too

Luz: someone without trauma doesn't stay awake that long

Eda: fo

Eda: real

Luz: I wonder how many hours he gets a night on average

Eda: not a lot

Luz: I wonder why he doesn't sleep

Darius: idfk

Camila: I've seen him awake for entire nights before, he needs time to find a better sleep pattern.

Luz: MOM?

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