Luz: I'm still quite confused at what happened yesterday
Darius: me too
Eda: that was the most dramatic shit ever
Luz: so are we going to let kiki, belos, terra, and adrian stay or....?
Eda: I guess they can stay unless they start misbehaving
Kikimora: I would never do something so immature.
Eda: 🤨...
Hunter: yeah sure...
Raine: im still mad at you eber
Eberwolf: meow 😞🐶
Raine: ...we'll work on getting your animals right later
Lilith: Does anybody mind if I add someone?
Raine: I don't mind lilith!
Luz: nope it's all good
Lilith has added Steve
Mattholomule: STEVE!!!
Steve: HEY LITTLE BRO
Lilith: I knew it
Steve: knew what?
Lilith: nothing ☺️
Kikimora: has anyone seen THE GOLDEN GUARD? 🤬
Hunter: WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?
Kikimora: you're a spoiled brat
Hunter: kay why ess
Luz: ...😭
King: WEH
Luz: hey king! sorry we didn't add you to the group chat earlier :(
King: it's okay luz
King: now I have a new army!
Hunter: I didn't sign up for this
King: quiet you sad child!
Hunter: what..?
Belos: is that the weird animal
Hunter: yeah... a rat?
King: I AM NOT A RAT! IM KING!
Hunter: same thing
King: luzzzzzzz >:(
King: hunter is bullying me!
Luz: hunter! how could you be so mean to thing bundle of joy!!!!
Hunter: I think you mean bundle of madness
Luz: what happened to your redemption arc >:(
Kikimora: what in titans name is a redemption arc
Hunter: something that you'll never get
Luz: stop it with your guys's arguing 😡
Kikimora: yeah GOLDEN GUARD 🤬
Hunter: DAD SHES MISBEHAVING KICK HER OUT
Darius: DAD?
Darius: DAD??????
Hunter: KICK HER OUT
Kikimora: DO NOT KICK ME OUT YOU FIEND
Darius: I'll kick her out if you agree to go to therapy so that I don't have to go to drag you
Hunter: oh would you look at that kikimoras face suddenly just got a lot less ugly...
Darius: I can't deal with this shit
Kikimora: I expected so much more from you Darius.
Terra: hello sprouts 🌺🌹🌻🌸
Raine: AHHH GO AWAY
Terra: is that the correct way to treat a fellow head witch? 🌻🌺
Raine: yes..?
Luz: terra why do you punctuate your sentences with flower emojis
Terra: why not? 🌺🌸🌹
Luz: touché
Adrian: I JUST HAD A RUN IN WITH AN ANNOYING LITTLE KID 🤬😡
Gus: annoying? I think I have a great speaking voice if you ask me
Kikimora: the golden guard can't relate
Hunter: at least I'm not 2 feet tall
Mattholomule: adrian I swear to god stop being such a bitch to gus
Adrian: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME
Adrian: I AM THE HEAD OF A COVEN
Adrian: I HAVE SO MUCH POWER OVER YOU
Darius: yeah mattholomule.
Adrian: you also hate tiny gay children?
Darius: always
Adrian: maybe you aren't so bad
Darius: want to bully kids together?
Adrian: shit say less
Hunter: oh no
Mattholomule: what have I done.
YOU ARE READING
owl house group chat/chatfic
Fanfictionthis is just a silly goofy little group chat I'm writing for fun, more of something to ramble out random ideas I have rather than a detailed story so don't expect much of me 😔
