Kikimora: if your name has h u n t e r in it dni 😒
Hunter: what the hell did i even do to you
Kikimora: exist
Hunter: keys without the e <33
Kikimora: HOW DARE YOU
Hunter: why do you have such a short temper
Hunter: how did you get mad THAT fast
Kikimora: literally stfu
Kikimora: at least my uncle didn't try to kill me
Kikimora: and possess me...
Hunter: that's literally none of your business so shut up
Eda: if your name has r a i ne in it let's make out ❤️💋
Raine: when
Eda: rn
Raine: omw
Luz: YAY
Darius: you gays are actually disgusting
Luz: do you mean guys?
Darius: no
Alador: do you realize how homophobic that sounds?
Darius: ok and?
Darius: them talking about this in a group chat with CHILDREN in it is gross
King: hey!! i'm the king of demons not a child!!
Darius: and you just so happen to be the youngest person here
King: i will have your head!!!
Kikimora: ALL OF YOU BOW DOWN TO THE NEW GOLDEN GUARD
Hunter: who
Hunter: I don't see a new golden guard
Kikimora: ME
Kikimora: BOW DOWN
Hunter: even while bowing down you'll still be shorter than me
Kikimora: THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT YOUR SUPERIOR
Hunter: at least i don't need to snort palisman to survive
Kikimora: I WILL TELL THE EMPEROR ABOUT THIS
Hunter: BELOS ISNT EVEN EMPEROR ANYMORE WHAT ARE YOU ON????
Lilith: probably steroids
Kikimora: at least i'm not depressed
Hunter: what does being depressed have to do with this
Darius: remember to take your antidepressants hunter
Hunter: SHUT UP DAD
Gus: that's kind of cute
Hunter: I AM NOT CUTE
Kikimora: yeah but you're weak
Hunter: literally how
Kikimora: too much of a weakling to not betray your own uncle i guess...
Hunter: THATS IT
Hunter has gone offline
Amity: should we be worried?
Darius: only kikimora should be. hunter just stormed out of the house
Luz: probably on his way to kill her
Steve: let's let him do us this favor
Mattholomule: STEVE 😁
Steve: hey!!!
Mattholomule: i missed you 😢
Steve: i missed you too
Gus: awwww!!!
Mattholomule: literally stfu
Gus: sorry!
Steve: don't be so mean to your (boy?)friend matty :)
Mattholomule: how many times have i told you that he's not my boyfriend
Gus: not enough apparently
Steve: don't worry i'm just teasing you
Edric has come online
Edric: hey guys!!!
Amity: hey ed :))
Edric: what are you guys up to
Amity: murdering people, the usual
Edric: oh okay
Edric: WAIT WHAT
Amity: don't worry i'm joking!
Amity: hunter just got mad at kikimora he's not ACTUALLY going to kill her
Edric: you scared me for a sec
Amity: sorry! hahaha
a few hours later :)
Darius: what the actual fuck.
Gus: huh?
Darius: hunter just came home with blood all over him
Luz: WHAT
Gus: HUNTER???
Willow: IS HE OKAY???
Darius: yeah
Darius: i don't think kikimora is though
Luz: he's not online
Amity: let's tag him
Luz: @hunter
Gus: @hunter
Amity: @hunter
Mattholomule: @hunter
Eda: @hunter
Edric: @hunter
Emira: @hunter
Raine: @hunter
Hunter has come online
Hunter: hey guys
Luz: hunter.
Luz: what did you do.
Hunter: :)
YOU ARE READING
owl house group chat/chatfic
Fanfictionthis is just a silly goofy little group chat I'm writing for fun, more of something to ramble out random ideas I have rather than a detailed story so don't expect much of me 😔
