This chapter is dedicated to one of my friends, you know who you are 😈
Eberwolf: RUFF 🐶
Hunter: GRRRRRR
Hunter: IM SICK
Luz: uhoh
Gus: are you okay hunter? :(
Hunter: IM GONNA THROW UP
Eberwolf: HUM
Hunter: HUM?
Eberwolf: HUM!
Hunter: IM NOT FUCKING HUMMING
Eberwolf: TI HEPLS!
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Hunters probably dying lol idk
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Hunter: IT DIDNT WORK
Luz: UHOH
Willow: ARE YOU OKAY ??????
Hunter: NO
Hunter: I THREW UP
Hunter: IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT
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Hunter: AHHHH
Luz: WHAT ?!?!
Hunter: DSRUSI
Luz: DARIUS?????
Hunter has gone offline
Luz: HUNTERRR????
Luz: @Eda
Eda: hwat
Luz: HUNTERS DYINGGG :(((
Eda: k cool
Luz: HE THREW UP!!!
Eda: did you tell him to hum?
Luz: ...
Luz: 😡
Eda: WELL DID YOU
Luz: WE NEED TO MAKE SURE HES NOT DEAD
Eda: do we have toooooo???
Luz: UMMM
Luz: YES
Luz: NOW HURRY UP
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30 minutes later 😖
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Luz: he's dead
Luz: probably
Raine: 🤦
Raine: Darius has him
Eda: he's gonna kill him
Raine: he's forcing him to stay put
Raine: because apparently
Raine: last time he was sick
Raine: he didn't do anything about it
Raine: and passed out during a mission
Luz: idiot 🤦
Amity: that's what I'm sayinnnnn
Eberwolf: shoulda hummed 🐶🐱🦊🐶
Eda: fr
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Hunter: I hate this
Hunter: I hate darius
Hunter: I hate everyone
Luz: we love you too!!!
Eda: are feeling any better
Hunter: no
Eda: hum
Hunter: IM NOT FUCKING
Hunter: you know what
Hunter: maybe I will
Eberwolf: 🐶🦊🐱🐱🐶🦊🐱🐶
Luz: I hope he doesn't die!
Darius: don't hold your breath
Darius: he's had too many near death experiences to count
Luz: 😦
Luz: mysterious past?
Darius: hasn't he already gone over his mysterious past with you multiple times 🤦
Luz: oh right!
Darius: WTF
Luz: HUH?
Hunter: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Luz: AHHH?
Hunter: THE HUMMING
Hunter: DID NOT WORK
Darius: HE THREW UP ALL OVER MY ROOM
HUNTER: AHHHHHHH
Luz: WTF?
Luz: WHAT IS GOING ON
Hunter: I DONT KNOW
Luz: WHY ARE YOH THROWING UP SO MUCH
Hunter: I DONT KNOWWWWWWWW
Darius: YOU BETTER CLEAN THIS UP
Hunter: I WILL
Hunter: ILL DO IT RIGHT NOW
Darius: NO
Darius: NOT RIGHT NOW
Hunter: BUT???
Darius: BUT MY ASS
Darius: YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED ONE OF THESE DAYS
Hunter: SORRY
Darius: WHY ARE YOU APOLOGIZING???
Hunter: I DONT KNOW
Mattholomule: what the fuck did we come back to
Gus: yeahhh...
Darius: Hunter is killing himself
Hunter: WHAT
Gus: I FEEL LIKE WERE MISSING SOME CONTEXT???
Darius: he threw up all over my room
Gus: ... I still feel like were missing something
Mattholomule: I think it's time to go to sleep.
Hunter: yes 😡
Darius: 😒
Eberwolf: meow 🐶🦊🐶
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Fanfictionthis is just a silly goofy little group chat I'm writing for fun, more of something to ramble out random ideas I have rather than a detailed story so don't expect much of me 😔
