Gus: lhogogohkvdkvdkvffkbdlbobsksv
Luz: Gus are you okay..?
Gus: hahshdhaklajdshjaksksks help
Raine: maybe eber bit him and gave him rabies
Eberwolf: nut thsi toime! 🐶🐶🐱🦊🐶🐱🐶
Adrian: lmao skill issue
Darius: fr 🤣🤣
Gus: grow up 😒
Gus: anyways
Gus: mattholomule did a gay thing
Darius: oh he doesn't have rabies
Gus: shut up darius!
Adrian: don't talk to my new best friend like that
Hunter: ...
Hunter: are you going to ignore the fact that Adrian LITERALLY KIDNAPPED ME ONCE
Darius: you did what to my son 😡
Adrian: in my defense he wasn't your kid back then
Adrian: and I didn't know that the emperor was evil
Kikimora: I would've kidnapped the golden guard either way
Hunter: yeah I know
Luz: GUYS
Luz: I NEED TO HEAR ABOUT THE GAY THING MATTHOLOMULE DID
Mattholomule: nothing
Mattholomule: I didnt do any gay thing
Mattholomule: im a perfectly gay transgender cishet
Luz: that makes no sense
Mattholomule: yes it does
Darius: no it doesn't
Gus: it was gay
Gus: very gay
Mattholomule: I WAS JUST BEING A GOOD FRIEND
Gus: YEAH SURE
Mattholomule: I SWEAR
Gus: ANYWAYS
Gus: HE SHARED HIS FOOD WITH ME
Gus: THATS GAY RIGHT?
Mattholomule: NO ITS NOT. YOU LITERALLY SAID YOU WERE HUNGRY AND I WAS JUST BEING NICE.
Eberwolf: hubgry? 🐶🍗
Luz: THATS VERY GAY!
Gus: I KNEW IT
Adrian: look at these little gay children
Mattholomule: WE ARE NOT GAY
Gus: who's we?
Adrian: yeah mattholomule
Mattholomule: SHUT UP
Gus: YEAH! DONT TALK TO MY BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT!
Mattholomule: IM NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND
Adrian: YES YOU ARE
Luz: this is very entertaining
Eda: yup
Belos: very gay
Luz: go away
Belos: 😞
King: WEH! LEAVE ME AND MY GAY FRIENDS ALONE!
Belos: oh 🙁
Darius: stop trying to play the victim
Belos: I AM
Belos: LILITH PUNCHED ME IN THE NOSE
Lilith: 😘
Eda: heh.
Hunter: I am very bored
Hunter: and tired
Luz: aren't you always tired?
Mattholomule: stop complaining
Darius: is that shit talk about my son I see?
Mattholomule: yes
Darius: I will have your head
Gus: not before he admits he's fruity
Darius: oh yes I suppose I have to wait for that first
Mattholomule: not gonna happen
Mattholomule: never ever
Gus: admit it!
Mattholomule: no
Mattholomule: nuh uh
Eberwolf: grrrrr 😡
Mattholomule: DONT YOU GROWL AT ME
Eberwolf: WOOF
Eberwolf: WOOF
Eberwolf: BARK
Eberwolf: BARK
Mattholomule: AHHHH IM BEING BARKED AT
Darius: YOU DESERVE IT
Mattholomule: 😞
Eberwolf: ruff off
Mattholomule: did you just swear at me in dog language
Eberwolf: yus 🐶
Mattholomule: grrr
Gus: admit it
Mattholomule: NO
Mattholomule: ITS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN GUS
Gus: maybe another day 😔
Mattholomule: nope
Mattholomule: okay maybe i am kind of fruity
Eberwolf: woof
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owl house group chat/chatfic
Fanfictionthis is just a silly goofy little group chat I'm writing for fun, more of something to ramble out random ideas I have rather than a detailed story so don't expect much of me 😔