credits to Cormplex for the story idea u da goat
i'm also thinking about writing more chatfics and fanfiction so i'll add a list of fandoms i'm in at the end of the chapter if anyone has requests
Eda: something feels wrong
Amity: question mark?
Eda: something just happened
Eda: i can feel it in my balls
Raine: eda you don't have those
Darius: how would you know
Darius: you've never seen them have you
Raine: yeah i've never seen them that's why she DOESNT HAVE THEM
Raine: and stop making jokes with sexual intent around kids
Raine: this is your final warning
Darius: hey i never said it was sexual you just have a dirty mind
Raine: hence the word INTENT
Alador: lay off my mate aye
Eda: DICK RIDERRRRRRR 🤬🤬🤬
Darius: why did you turn australian
Alador: i don't ride dicks what does this mean
Alador: i'm not australian
Raine: you're so old it pains me
Alador: we're the same age?
Eda: guys i need to tell you about that thing
Eda: you know the one i feel in my balls
Raine: i'm so sorry eda i forgot :((
Darius: and you're all nice with her ok i see how it is
Alador: who's the dick rider now 😐
Raine: she FOESNT BABE OEN
Eda: STOP
Raine: sorry my love ☺️
Raine: go ahead
Eda: i think something of mine has been taken
Eda: but i cant figure out what
Eda: i've been looking in the closet, the bathroom, and the living room
Raine: huh
Raine: you checked your bedroom right?
Eda: yeah but i'll go check again
Eda: nothin
Raine: hmmmm
Raine: where else could you check
Darius: up your butt
Darius: hahahahaha
Eda: i already checked there
Raine: :|
Raine: uhhh
Raine: did you check the kitchen?
YOU ARE READING
owl house group chat/chatfic
Fanfictionthis is just a silly goofy little group chat I'm writing for fun, more of something to ramble out random ideas I have rather than a detailed story so don't expect much of me 😔
