You come home. It's 3pm.
You switch from biker shorts to gray sweatpants in Ash's room.
When you come Bach rob the loving room, ready to watch a movie, ashtray enters.
He looks... focused.
He signs me I have to sit down on the couch. So I do.
I wasn't expecting him to cuddle up next to me, giving the look on his face.
Fez enters, same look.
Some other bald ass dude enters as well. Now I get it.
They're doing a deal at home. How comfortable.
His name is mouse. I know that.
Ash's sits next to me. Fez sits next to ash.
Mouse sits down on the other couch directly in front of us.
I'm not scared, cause Ash is sitting next to me, and I have a gun under my ass, hidden in the couch, but I'm a little uncomfortable.
"How much you want" fez says.
"Whatever $3000 can get me" mouse answers.
Jeez.
That's a lot of drugs, And a lot of money.
Not just for personal use.
I mean, I literally have $273.000 on my credit card, so I guess I shouldn't be talking.
Ash goed to the other side of the house, we're the drugs are stored.
"Show me the cash." Fez says.
Mouse grabs money out of his bag. And a gun.
Okay. Keep cool. It's okay. Ash is... gone.
Ummm. Yeah I'm scared. He won't pull anything right? No. He won't.
Mouse points the gun at my head. I nearly faint.
What the fuck?!
"And how much for her" he says.
Nope. This ain't happening.
"Yo she not for sale" fez says.
I hope this mf puts the gun away now.
He was about to. I think. I don't know.
Ash saw this going down, apparently, and grabbed his hammer. And he wasn't gonna hang up a nice picture on the wall.
Before I could even close my fucking eyes,
He hammers mouse in the head.
I mean, well deserved ig.
He must be dead, cause he's leaking his brain on the fucking floor.
"LAY YO HANDS OFF MY GIRL" ash screams, breathing heavily.
"Wat the fuck ash" fez says.
Oh hell no ash. I'm bout to kill this mf. I hope fez didn't notice this.
"Wait, 'my girl'? What's that all about." Fez asks us both.
Well shit. Now he knows.
Ash looks at me and I look at him.
"Okay, yes. We're dating." I tell fez.
"Oh. That's cool.I'll make sure to knock on the door."
W fez reply.
"Thanks for being cool with it." I say.
"I got something to share as well."
I wasn't thirsty but I could go for some tea.
"Me and Lexi are dating as well."
OH YESSS.
I knew it.
"I'm happy for y'all, but I just got nearly killed so I think Imma lay down for a sec."
And so I do.
I love the good news but I need to chill out here for a second.
Like...
My mom just died, and I also nearly did.
I need a break.
I lay down on my side of the bed.
About 23 seconds later, ashtray lays down next to me.
He pulls off his shirt, and kisses me on my lips.
He looks at me with a both loving and worried look in his eyes.
"You okay?" He asks.
I lay my head on his shirtless chest and look up into his eyes.
"Considering my situation, I'm doing better than I expected." I say.
Ash probably doesn't understand this.
It's ok if he doesn't.
"Want me to distract you again?" He says.
I know what that means.
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First aid kit. |ASHTRAY|
FanfictionOf course Ash is a drug dealer, but he does cute things too you know... -Obviously, this story is about ashtray. For the people who don't know, he's a 16 year old boy with mommy ànd daddy issues, who likes to smoke a lot of weed and sleeps with a gu...
