chapter 15

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Mikoto:my this is some breakfast

Haku:well i love to make big breakfasts since I've always wanted a big family

*Naruto almost did a spit take when Haku said that making Tsunade have a smug smile*

Tsunade:you hear that Naruto Haku wants a BIG family

Naruto:i heard you old hag!!

*Tsunade would be mad that Naruto called her old hag if Naruto's head wasn't as red as a tomato as he was eating so to not keep the conversation alive, Kushina oblivious to her son's relationship decided to put in her two cents*

Kushina:so Haku how many children to you want?

Naruto:mother don't ask personal questions like that

Kushina:what? I'm just asking one woman to another

*Haku giggled making Kushina looked at her*

Haku:thank you for the kind words miss Uzumaki but I'm sorry to disappoint you but I'm a boy

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Haku:thank you for the kind words miss Uzumaki but I'm sorry to disappoint you but I'm a boy

*Kushina looked at Haku dumbfounded,

Kushina:but you're so beautiful!

*Naruto chuckled as he grabbed Haku's hand under the table*

Naruto: she's right you know my ice flower you are beautiful more beautiful then the moon goddess kaguya herself

Haku:oh Naruto you're always such a charmer

Naruto:only for you my little snowflake the rest are nothing more then ugly pigs compared to you

*The two lovers looked lovingly at each other, Kushina caught on quickly and her mouth was left opened*

Kushina:y..y..you two are...?

Naruto:in a relationship? Yes

Haku:after everything we've been through how could I not fall for him?

Naruto:and vice versa for me

Haku:and to answer you're question miss Uzumaki i want a baker's dozen

Naruto:wait...you want 13 babies?!

*Haku just nods as naruto paled and Kushina had stars in her eyes that was a lie she didn't have star in her eyes her eyes became stars*

Kushina:so many grandbabies!

Haku:Naruto look at it this way i want a big family to help keep my family's kekkei genkai alive for generations to come and it will also help bring back the Uzumaki clan from the dead

*Naruto sighed chuckling to himself a bit awkwardly to himself*

Naruto:fine but you'll be the one to carry them i am not using that jutsu on me

*Haku just gave him a peck on his lips smiling*

Haku:deal

Kushina:wait what jutsu?

*They all looked at her questionly even the Genin looked at her like that even they knew what jutsu Naruto was talking about*

Tsunade:right you woke up from a coma...not it!

Mikoto:still as immature as ever sensei fine I'll do it, kushi they are a lot of new jutsus in the world out there the one there talking about allows same sex couples to give birth...

*Before Mikoto could. Continue the door slammed opened*

Anko;sup fam! The snake queen has returned victorious!

Haku:Anko where's Zabuza?

Anko:the big baby sensed multiple chakra signatures and being the anti social that he is he just shunshin yo his room

*Haku sighed and grabbed a plate filling it with food and left to feed his sensei*

*Anno looked at Kushina and glared angrily at her a kunai already in hand she went to attack*

Tsunade: ah shit here we go again

Meanwhile with Haku

*Haku walked down the flight of stares and made it to the basement he opened the door and could hear Zabuza sharpening his blade, Haku walked up to him and puts the plate on a table in front of him, Zabuza who smelled it stopped what he was doing and started eating *

Zabuza:who's up there

Haku:Konoha Ninja's Naruto's real mother woke up

Zabuza:so we're moving to Konoha huh?

*Haku sighed and sat next to him Zabuza always had a skill to cut throw the bullshit and go straight to the point*

Haku: don't know, Naruto and Anko hate it there Tsunade not so fond of it herself the only two who don't have an opinion about it is ourselves although it would be nice to have the money of the Senju clan on our side and we could be more protected from hunter ninjas Konoha is the largest and strongest of the elemental nations

Zabuza:was the strongest they've taken a turn of the worse the last couple of years

Haku;true enough but still we wouldn't need to run every couple of months..

Zabuza:but?

Haku:to be in a village to be there shinobis we wouldn't be able to take any mission we want we would have to wait for the Hokage to give us something

Zabuza: sounds like something you should talk to Naruto about I don't care

*Haku just snorted*

Haku:no you only care about not being alone you big softy

*Zabuza said nothing just threw a bread roll at Haku who gladly ate it*

Back to the dinner table

*We see the place a mess as Tsunade was holding Anko*

Tsunade:calm down it's not a trap from Orochimaru

Anko:you think I'm stupid i know she's the real Kushina!

Kushina:then why did you attack you're former sensei?!

*Now Anko looked really angry*

Anko:oh i don't know it may have something to do with you telling Kakashi about Naruto but not me?!

*Tears of frustration fell from anko's face*

Anko:you said you trusted me you said i was like you're daughter but you proved you didn't trust me! Like everyone else you just saw Orochimaru's little spy slave!

Kushina:Anko..

Anko:shut up!!

With the rest

Ino:what is No talking about?

Naruto:oh right you guys are fresh blood

Mikoto:Naruto you know?

*Naruto just nods*

Naruto;she told me listen up while my ane-anko keeps ranting her justified rant I'll tell you the story listen cause i want to talk about...Anko mitarashi

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