Later
*It was late at night around 10 PM as Naruto was on the backyard fighting against a haku for training while in the background the reject club was watching them fight. Kushina was there caressing anko's hair who was resting her head on Kushina's lap utterly exhausted*
Anko:oh God this was just the first day....
Tsunade: well it wouldn't have been that bad if you weren't stupid enough to say "why not just get married at the Hokage office and skip all this crap"
*Naruto dodged a punch grabbing haku's wrist he lifted him over his head*
Zabuza:I've never been with a woman and even i know that was stupid
Anko:fuck you....
*Haku managed to wrap his legs around Naruto's neck in to a choke hold*
Zabuza:like really stupid
Anko;ok i get it
*Naruto falls on his back full force to make Haku release him*
Zabuza:like unimaginably stupid
Anko:i said i get it you fucking zombie!!
*Haku on the other hand managed to move to the other side to minimize the damage although his crotch was now on Naruto's face*
Kushina:i simply don't understand what made you think that would be a good idea
Anko:the fuck is this the bashing anko party!?
*Haku jumped out the way as Naruto was about to bite the area and not in the fun way*
Kushina:ok ok, where is Shizune anyway?
Anko:home she needs her pet snake to relax her
*Naruto on his feet made A water sickle*
*While Haku made multiple ice senbon as they both ran towards each other*
Tsunade:. . . anko
Anko:yeah?
Tsunade:Shizune doesn't have a pet snake
Anko:then what.....
*Realization started to grow inside anko as she jumped up and started running to Shizune's apartment in the way knocking Haku and Naruto down*
Anko:out of my way I've got a very angry fiancee to apologize!!
Naruto:that's cheating bachan
Tsunade:a bet is a bet pay up
*Naruto grumbled as he got up and payed Tsunade. Kushina looked at her sensei with an unamused expression*
Kushina:sensei don't infect my child with you're addictions
Tsunade:hey he's the one who said Anko wouldn't noticed until tomorrow not my fault i have more faith in the girl
Naruto:faith my ass you cheating hag...
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