"I'm TWENTY MUHFUCKIN ONE." I said twerking in the mirror. "To bad I can't go buy no casa."
"Girl what you in here doing?" TeeLee asked walking out the bathroom.
"Throwing my ass. The only thing I can do." I said.
"Of course." She said grabbing her bag.
"Chanel supposed to be coming over later. She might not make it though." I said looking at my phone.
"Why not?" TeeLee asked getting dressed.
"She said she been having contractions like bad." I said.
"It is about that time she bout a week away right?" TeeLee said.
"Yeah she was supposed to go in this weekend on Sunday." I said.
"Damn. I hope she still come." TeeLee said.
"Yeah me too. I mean it's just a girls day ,but still." I said.
"Right, you gotta get fake drunk cuz you can't get drunk for real." TeeLee said.
"Don't start with me Lashonda." I said pointing at her.
"Girl you sound just like yo Babydaddy." She said rolling her eyes.
"Speaking of him Ian heard from him all muhfucking day. It's 12pm and he ain't even told me happy birthday." I said.
"He probably just busy and haven't picked up his phone today suh. You know how he is." TeeLee said.
"Girl is he coming here? I'm tired of surprises." I said looking at her.
"Not gone lie he ain't tell me shit this time. So I don't even know." TeeLee said.
"I just feel like you gone lie anyway because that's yo brother." I said shrugging.
That bitch knew he was coming and don't wanna say nothing. They always trying to surprise me. Ion like surprises. Imma be happy either way.
"He could've atleast called and told me happy birthday." I said pouting.
"Come on and come down stairs we made a chef cook and we ain't touched it yet." TeeLee said opening the door.
I only had a shirt and some shorts on. I was going to get my make up done later. Lol getting cute to be in the house to have a peaceful pregnancy. What a life.
Once we got down stairs I grabbed my phone to take a picture.
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"I need my nails done so bad. They look so crusty." I said posing in the mirror.
"They finna get done in a little while. The girl gone come and do em." TeeLee said grabbing two plates.
