Köhler (Book 9 of the Köhler Series)

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"I have ever mentioned that I hate boats?" Adaku said as she threw up for the fourth time. Xerxes and the other's looked at his uncle, who shrugged his shoulders as he walked over to her and rubbed her back. For a Princess, she was a cool person. One that didn't act like she came from royalty or care that she did.

"What I think is Unk has got your ass pregnant again. It's the third time I have seen your ass hugging a toilet or a bucket this week. Damn, Obasi, I thought your ugly ass was shooting blanks. Did that one lucky soldier get through?" Elijah laughed.

"I don't know what you are talking about, Eli...."

"Stop lying, ugly ass nigga. We all know you are fucking the Princess.... Fuck Basi right there, baby. Shit, I'm about to cum, daddy. Don't... don't stop." He said, making the two look at them while they all laughed. Both thought everyone had left the house, but Xerxes and Elijah had to come back for a quick run. Plus, they had left the door crack to the bedroom, and the sound of their fucking echoed through the home. Luckily, only he and Eli came back, and not one of their children.

"That's an invasion of privacy."

"Not when you are in my home and leave your door cracked. Trust, we didn't want to hear our uncle getting nasty with the princess... well, I didn't. Elijah was about to burst up in there and expose your asses." He laughed, knowing if he didn't stop the fool, he would have walked straight in with his phone on record talking mad shit. Eli didn't give a damn about what he did.

"I think she was faking it. Unk, you know your fucking strokes were weak as shit. The way she was moaning, the headboard should have been hitting the wall like somebody beating down a door. We didn't hear shit. All that talk, your ugly ass be talking, and your dick game is weak. No wonder why you punish so much."

Xerxes could tell Obasi wanted to beat Elijah's ass as the man sat there pinching his fingers together, telling him and had a small dick. As always, Eli was high as hell and didn't have a filter when it came to dumb shit.

"You talk a lot of shit for the man I've seen taking those little blue pills the night before. Can't keep it up?" Obasi said, making X choke on his water, looking over at his brother. The two of them were about to start arguing, making Xerxes question how this man was their uncle. He acted nothing like their dad or Chance.

"You didn't see me take shit, minute boy. My dick is long, big, and stiff whenever my wife wants it. Can you say the same pinch dick?"

"Why are you talking about dicks? It sounds to me like both of you are a few inches short below the belt." Neveah laughed. "Only men with little dicks talk shit to one another. It makes them feel better... Elijah, I remember when you were little, we thought you were a girl because we couldn't find your penis. All we saw were little balls and a hole. How big is it now? Maybe as long as my finger." She laughed.

"Veah, you're supposed to be on my side. Not his! With your no-tittie ass... when you're going to go get some implants. Your man has nothing to hold on to when fucking your boney ass. All he's hitting is bone and skin."

"This is why I hate getting high with you all. Elijah turns shit into sex talk like he is a god in bed. If you ain't pleasing, you ain't pleasing, but it must be good if Zakiya is still with you. Now when it comes to Hiro...."

"NOPE! Stop it right there, and let's go, Mar!"

"Yeah, stop it right there because we all know the Japanese monkey got a little dick," Heaven spoke, causing Kamaria to grab the man's package and rub it. Leah was the first one to yell. Can she touch it as her husband glared at her like he wanted to kill her ass.

"Y'all are getting out of hand. Stop smoking and drinking now."

"NON! Keep talking. Maybe we can start an orgy... Oui."