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Last edited » July 24, 2023
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Today 4:32 PM
ダッシュ 🌈💨

TEACH ME JAPANESE

Dash

well not teach
but you were so cute saying
thank you to my parents
can you tell me what you said?
please 🙏

It was just いただきます
Itadakimasu in rōmaji
It's like "let's eat" but also a polite
thank you for the food

what was the second one
that you said while washing
your plate

ごちそうさま (gochisousama)
That's also thank you but specifically
for after a meal

what about when you walked in and left

Walked in: お邪魔します
(ojamashimasu), which you say when
you enter someone's house
Leaving: お邪魔しました
(ohamashimashita) and you say that
when you're leaving

so like
are you completely fluent
im sorry if im being insensitive
omg

No, it's okay. It's flattering that you
actually noticed and care. I usually
don't even use Japanese in public
because there's no point, but some
things I still use
But, yeah, I'm fluent. My phone is in
Japanese, not English

omg
whats my contact name

ダッシュ 🌈💨
The 'sh' doesn't exist by itself
in Japanese so the rōmaji is dasshu
and it's in katakana instead of hiragana
because "dash" is a foreign word
This (ありがとう, arigatou) is hiragana, it's
basically more curvy. This (ヘッドバンド, heddobando) is katakana and it's more linear
Hiragana is for native Japanese words and
katakana is foreign

what's 🌈💨

Rainbow Dash

what?
what did i do

No, it stands for Rainbow Dash LOL

oh
my bad
why not 🌈⚡️ or 🌈🌩️
it looks like gay farts

It's gay farts now

NO

🌈⚡️ looks like rainbow lightning anyway
🌈🌩️ = rainbow thunder cloud

with context, they can both be
rainbow dash

Too bad

at least 🌈🏃‍♀️

That's lame
The cloud is the smoke from
how fast you run

IM LAME??

「Picture of you sticking the
tip of your tongue out」

「Picture of Rainbow Dash
with an L to her forehead」
who can't win Mario Kart 🫵🫵

Who did I go easy on 🫵🫵

EASY ON ME??!?!!!
how many days has it been since
i told you to count your days

3

you have 10 days left
if you don't come over again

I'll be waiting, Pookie ❤️
I have work and an essay to write
so I probably won't

「Video of Rainbow Dash fighting
her phone」
are you writing your essay now

You chuckled as you read her notification. It was comical how hostile Dash will be but then show genuine interest in you.

Today 4:59 PM
ダッシュ 🌈💨

No, I procrastinate
I produce my finest work under
pressure 👍

relatable
wanna facetime

You're so lovesick LOL I just left

call me rn and you're getting
decked

You accepted her challenge. Going to the 'Details' option at the top right of the screen, you tapped the icon that represented initiating a FaceTime. The phone barely rang just once before Dash picked up, and her fist immediately came in contact with the camera.

You laughed, "Does that not hurt your hand?"

"No." She grabbed her phone, which had presumably fallen onto her bed. Her hair was in a high bun. "If you punch correctly, it really doesn't hurt. Not screaming in pain, anyway."

"You fight a lot?"

"Magic, yes, twice." You laughed as she smiled. "But physically, no. My dad just gave me tips when I was younger since I was so... spunky."

she's really pretty with her hair up   —A screenshot may or may not have been taken. It would become her new contact profile. "Makes sense."

"You should give me a tour of your room." You deadpanned for a moment.

"Making me get up..." you sighed, hearing Dash snicker. You flipped the camera.

"This is my bed." Your room was simple, similar to your preferred color palette. Everything was neutral, sans the stuffed animal(s) that your parents gave you as a child. You've kept it(them) since. "And that's [Stuffed Animal(s)'s Name(s)]."

"You have a stuffed animal?" / "You have stuffed animals?"

"I do, yes. Problem?"

She laughed, "No."

You walked to your windowsill. "And since I told you, this is my farm and cute flowers. I can harvest it soon actually. I planted these some weeks ago."

"Can't you only grow rice in spring?"

"When they're outside, yeah. When you're indoors, you can grow it annually but with low expectations."

"Do you eat rice often?"

"No, not really. It's more a weekly dessert than a meal because I like mine homemade, and I can only grow so much. Besides rice, I really like fish, eggs, steak, fruit, and.. general vegetables."

"Like fish and eggs or, like, the eggs of a fish?"

"Well... fish meat, bird eggs, but also roe. I only eat roe from Japan, though; it's a common side dish."

You smiled at her silence. "You don't have to act like you like it, I don't find it disrespectful. It's okay to not like the food of some cultures. The texture isn't for everyone."

"No, I would try it if you cooked it- er.. prepared it, whatever."

"Then we should travel to Japan one day." You showcased your desk area next, your laptop charging but closed.

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