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RANDOM SCENARIOS
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GANYU: “Mama, I heard you married a woman.”
(NAME)/MC: *spits tea* “Who told you that?”
GANYU: “AH! I just found out... And um... I have a confession to make..."
(NAME)/MC: “What is it?”
GANYU: “Mama, I'm gay.”
(NAME)/MC: “...”
GANYU: “...”
(NAME)/MC: “So... Who's the lucky girl?”
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CHILDE: “PSST! HEY, PIPSQUEAK!”
XIAO: “Hm?”
CHILDE: “I'm fucking both of your parents.”
ZHONGLI: “EXCUSE ME?! NO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA FUCK MY WIFE.”
(NAME)/MC: “YOU'RE FUCKING MR. TARTAGLIA?!”
ZHONGLI: “NO?! WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE YOU FUCKED HIM?!”
(NAME)/MC: “I DIDN'T!”
LUMINE: “HEY, CHILDE! ZHONGLI! BACK OFF! SHE'S MINE!”
PAIMON: *taking a pic* “Chaos of the day.”
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YAE: “So... Since you two aren't married anymore... Can I have (Name)—”
RAIDEN EI: “No.”
YAE: “I mean, sharing is caring. It's a virtue, Ei—”
RAIDEN EI: “I don't care.”
RAIDEN SHOGUN: “I wouldn't mind having three moms honestly.”
SCARAMOUCHE/KUNIKUZUSHI: “NO! I DON'T WANT HER AS MY MOM!” *pointing at Yae*
(NAME)/MC: “My dear, pointing is rude...”
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GUIZHONG: “... If I get reincarnated, can I marry you?”
(NAME)/MC: “That depends on what kind of living being you're gonna be.”
GUIZHONG: “So... Are you gonna marry me if I was a worm?”
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Fanfictionׂ╰┈➤ 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐓 : ❝𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝐈'𝐋𝐋 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐇𝐔𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔.❞ The beautiful Queen of Thorns. A descendant of a ruler of Celestia, yet never fought for it's divine seats laid for the false gods in the mortal...
