ׂ╰┈➤ 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐓 : ❝𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝐈'𝐋𝐋 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐇𝐔𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔.❞
The beautiful Queen of Thorns. A descendant of a ruler of Celestia, yet never fought for it's divine seats laid for the false gods in the mortal...
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(n/a: can't stand upset readers honestly... I love y'all too much, not lying.)
— BEHIND THE SCENES
Grandmother: “YOU LIED TO HIM, (NAME)! YOU—Wait... What's the next line again?”
(Name)/MC: “Grandma... This is the fifth time...”
Grandmother: *laughing while brushing off MC* “Sorry, my dear. Your grandmother's memory is crumbling. Um... Can you read the next lines again?”
(Name)/MC: “Uh, your next lines are aren't you aware of who he is with a questioning tone. Do you get it now?”
Grandmother: “Repeat that, dear."
—
(Name)/MC: “Why do I have a lot of spouses anyway? The actors for Ei, Morax, and Pierro are kinda hot though...”
Director: “The writer said Ei was the last-minute spouse when she was writing. It's supposed to be only Morax and Pierro, but she likes another gender to be the spouse for the MC. Don't know what's gotten in her mind.”
Cyno: *peeking on MC's shoulder*“The Main Character has some rizz. Shouldn't have been me.”
Director: “Cyno, what the fuck? Go back backstage. Sumeru Archon Quest is still far away—”
Cyno: “OH COME ON! I DESERVE A FEW SCREENINGS! I NEED TO WAIT FOR AT LEAST ONE HUNDRED CHAPTERS BEFORE I GET TO BE ON SCREEN.”
Al-Haitham: *is gonna have a screen soon* “Bozo.”
(Name)/MC: “Feel kinda bad for him.”
—
Venti: *stole the magic carpet from Scarabia* “I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD! SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID!” *giving his hand to MC* “TELL ME, PRINCESS. WHEN DID YOU LET YOUR HEART DECIDE?!”
(Name)/MC: “I guess the producers were correct in picking you as the drunkard archon... You fit his personality.”
Zhongli: *sips tea* “So noisy though.”
(Name)/MC: “I dunno about that. His voice is good though.”
Venti: “I CAN OPEN YOUR EYES! TAKE YOU WONDER BY WONDER! OVER SIDEWAYS—”
Raiden Ei: *threw a slipper at Venti* “It's noon. I can't sleep.”
—
Raiden Ei: “We're triplets, but one of us is gonna act as the daughter. This is our little brother.”
Raiden Shogun: “Hi.”
(Name)/MC: “I'm confused... Who's Ei? Who's Makoto? Who's Shogun? Among you three of course.”
The three Raiden: “Guess who, (Name).”
Scaramouche: “Just tell her.”
—
Lumine: “I RELATE TO HER FOR REAL. I'MMA CALL (NAME) MOMMY AGAIN!”
Aether: *hiding his face* “I don't know who that is.”
Dainself: “Do I seriously need to call her with the whole sentence? Can I just call her (Name) or Thorn Archon?”
Director: “Lol, ask the writer, not me.” *wiggles eyebrows “Just kidding, lol. Sure, I'll tell you where you need to call them with that title.”
Lumine: “MAN! MY NICKNAME FOR HER SHOULD BE MOMMY, NOT TSUNOTARO! I WANT TO CALL HER MOMMY AND THEN ASK HER TO HAVE MILK—”
Aether: *shutting his sister with a handkerchief* “Ugh, so noisy. Please calm down, Lumine.”
Grandmother: *is dead* “Please help me. I can't stand up.”
—
Diluc: *is freezing from the water* “Do I need to do this?”
Kaeya: *throwing water at him* “Director's orders, lol.”
(Name)/MC: *is reading the script* “Man, Lumine will be angry if she saw the clothes inside the cave. Oh, wait... Uh did she?”
Paimon: “Paimon remembers she tried to burn the clothes. It's written on the second part of the script.”
Lumine: “Y'all stop talking shit about me behind my back.”
— SPOILERS AHEAD
Pierro: “Then Kaeya is in this egg?” *shaking the egg* “Baby dragon Kaeya.”
(Name)/MC: “He didn't become a dragon though... Sadly.”
Young Kaeya: “IS THAT A DRAGON EGG?!”
Kaeya: “I think so?” *shrugged* “I'm still sad I'm not a part of the love interests.”
Diluc: “Sad.”
—
Zhongli: *holding MC's cheeks* “I love—CUT! I don't know how to kiss (Name). She's teasing me with that face again.”
(Name)/MC: *is making a funny face because the camera isn't pointed at her, just her back* “Zhongli, kiss now~!”
