Joel x Mickey
Mickey-I'm the better filmmaker
Joel-no, I am!!
Mickey-What have you filmed then, huh?
Joel-I filmed for the local news!! What have you done??
Mickey-you filmed the fucking bingo finals, I film my own documentaries
Joel-first off, I almost won an award for that!! second off, your documentaries were about Randy playing with action figures
Randy-AND IT LOOKED COOL TOO!! *he shouted from across the field*
Joel-I'm still the better film maker
Mickey-how about we stop arguing and make our own film *winks*
Joel-w-wait what??
Randy-OH GET A ROOM
Wes x Chad
Wes-babe, say something hot, I need excitement in my life
Chad-uh um, you beautiful son of a bitch
Wes-thank you but not hot enough
Chad-let's fuck
Wes-I'm down but still not hot enough
Chad-be a whore and suck my dick
Wes-there we go!
Chad-WHAT THE FUCK?!
Roman x Mark
Mark-babe, guess what?
Roman-what??
Mark-Sidney tried flirting with me
Roman-I'll kill her
Mark-Roman, that's your sister!
Roman-wouldn't be the first time I killed a family member
Mindy x Anika
Anika-who's your favorite stab character?
Mindy-obviously it's my uncle Randy, he's the right answer
Anika-now I'm scared to share my favorite character
Mindy-share, it's your opinion, there's no right or wrong answer
Anika-okay, Mickey
Mindy-WRONG ANSWER
Liv x Amber
Amber-how do I know you actually want me?
Liv-what?
Amber-you're desperate
Liv-HOW??
Amber-you fucked Chad
Liv-that was before I fucked you, plus, you're better
Amber-awww *smiles*
Liv-and Wes fucked Chad too!!
Amber-WHAT?!
Wes-sho did!
Chad-Liv!! no one was supposed to know
Liv-should've thought about that before calling Amber a psycho bitch
Chad-she is!!
Amber-I'll show you a psycho bitch and kill your ass!!
Liv-she is a psycho bitch but she's MY psycho bitch
Charlie x Robbie
Kirby-so, how do we survive these stab "movies"?
Charlie-to survive these movies, you basically have to be gay
Robbie-hey hey! I'm gay, I'm gay!!
Charlie-baby, we know this
Jill x Olivia
Jill-god damn it
Olivia-what?
Jill-my ex keeps calling me
Olivia-Trevor?
Jill-yes
Olivia-ew, fuck him
Jill-I kinda already have..
Olivia-I didn't mean literally
Jill-he was kinda bad at it though
Olivia-should've fucked me instead
Jill-I tried and you friendzoned me!!
A/N-I'm sick so sorry if I don't update much
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