Trevor x Charlie
Charlie-what's your favorite stab movie?
Trevor-the one where the dumb blonde gets carved up by the killer
Charlie-WHICH ONE?!
Tara x Mindy
Tara-how are you not dead?! *sobbing*
Mindy-what?
Tara-I thought you died *sobbing*
Mindy-how?!
Tara-YOU WERE SHOT *sobbing*
Mindy-WITH A NERF GUN!
Chad x Danny
Chad-core four, up top!
Mindy-nuh uh
Chad-please
Tara-get that away from me
Chad-please, for the love of god!
Tara-Sam, don't do it
Danny-I'll do it
Chad-core two!!
Danny-don't say that again, I'm only doing this because you're hot
Sidney x Gale
Sidney-you know the good thing about the ghostface killings?
Gale-more topics for my books?
Sidney-the ghostface mask is good for role play
Randy x Mickey
Randy-I'm your hottest boyfriend
Mickey-you're my only boyfriend
Randy-*cries*
Mickey-why are you crying? *confused*
Randy-you called me ugly
Mickey-WHEN?!
Randy-you didn't agree that I was your hottest boyfriend
Mickey-what the fuck
Sidney x Tatum
Sidney-Tatum, stop dancing on the table in a Mario costume
Tatum-whattt, I'm just being normal
Sidney-normal is subjective, but I can't say I see this everyday
Mindy x Anika
Mindy-who's your favorite twin, me or Chad?
Anika-*silent*
Mindy-who?
Anika-Chad... he likes mean girls
Mindy-I refuse to have this negativity within my eyesight, remove yourself at once
Vince x Wes
Vince-let's watch a movie
Wes-can we watch an animated film or musical?!
Vince-fuck no, we're watching Friday the 13th, sit your gay ass down
Gale x Judy
Gale-your lemon squares taste like ass
Judy-your ass tastes like lemon squares
Dewey-what🧍♀️
Roman x Mark
Roman-never let me go *acting out titanic*
Mark-I'll never let you go
Sidney-be gay somewhere else
Mickey x Cotton
Mickey-what do you call a well-balanced horse?
Sidney-not this again
Cotton-what?
Mickey-stable *busts out laughing*
Sidney-that's so stupid
Cotton-AHHHHAHAHAHA *laughs obnoxiously*
Cotton-that's a knee slapper!!
Mickey-it's nice to see someone who can appreciate my humor
Billy x Stu
Stu-*crying*
Billy-baby, what's wrong?
Stu-S-Sidney said she d-doesn't know
w-why you chose m-me over h-her *sobbing
Billy-hey, hey hey *holds him*
Billy-I don't care what she thinks, to me, you are perfect
A/N-short stories because there's so many fun ships
word count-417
