Sidney x Tatum
Sidney-Tatum. what are you doing?
Tatum-don't get scared
Sidney-why would I get scared?
Tatum-because you would get scared
Sidney-what are you doing?
Tatum-I'm making a bomb
Sidney-A BOMB?! WHAT THE FUCK!
Tatum-I'm like 75% sure it won't explode on us
Mickey x Randy
Randy-*pouting*
Mickey-Randy, baby, what's wrong?
Randy-you ate my last cinnamon roll *continues to pout*
Mickey-you're so cute when you pout like that
Randy-die
Roman x Mark
Roman-DID YOU TAKE MY FLANNEL?!
Mark-baby, let's calm down
Roman-Mark...
Mark-Roman...
Roman-did you take my flannel ?
Mark-*silence*
Roman-ANSWER ME GOD DAMN IT!!
Mark-yes I took it and put it on the cat!!
Robbie x Charlie
Robbie-baby, can you grab me a piece of pizza
Charlie-anything else?
Robbie-a bottle of water
Robbie-oh and a blanket
Robbie-and pillow
Charlie-you sure do want a lot
Robbie-not really, I just ask for love and wifi
Wes x Chad
Wes-Chadddd
Chad-Wessss
Wes-come hereeee
Chad-that can only mean something bad is about to happen
Wes-whatttt?? *picks up snowball*
Chad-don't you dare throw that snowb- god damnit!!
Sam x Quinn
Sam-is it weird that I'm a few years older than you?
Quinn-no, I find it hot
Sam-what? how? why?
Quinn-I have mommy issues
Stu x Billy
Billy-*setting up a trap to catch their next victim*