Amber x Tara
(texting)
Tara-I'm home alone :)
Amber-why would I care?
Tara-I got alcohol
Amber-I have alcohol at home
Tara-we can fuck
Amber-on my way
Randy x Mickey
Mickey-let's watch a movie
Randy-*crying*
Mickey-what's wrong? why are you crying?!
Randy-you want to watch a movie with me *crying harder*
Mickey-and why is that making you cry?
Randy-I love movies *sobs*
Mickey-oh lordy
Billy x Stu
Billy-WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING?!
Stu-I accidentally stabbed myself
Billy-when?!
Stu-two hours ago
Billy-TWO HOURS?!
Stu-yeah..
Billy-and you didn't think to tell me?!
Stu-I didn't think it was that important
Mark x Roman
Roman-let's watch a scary movie
Mark-no murder movies
Roman-come onnn, I want to watch stab
Mark-we've watched stab five times this week!
Roman-okayyy?? andddd??
Mark-ITS A MOVIE ABOUT YOUR DEAD MOM!
Roman-anddd? I planned her death anyways
Mark-what?
Roman-nothing *smiles*
officer Hoss x officer Perkins
Hoss-that's Olivia, she lives next door
Perkins-she can live next door to me
Hoss-wowww, am I not a hot enough neighbor for you?
Chad x Ethan
Ethan-Mindyyyy!!!
Mindy-what.
Ethan-Chad won't let me smokeee
Mindy-Chad, let him smoke!
Chad-HE'S ALREADY HAD THREE BLUNTS
Sidney x Tatum
Sidney-CALIFORNIA GIRLS
Tatum-WE'RE UNDENIABLE
Sidney-DAISEY DUKES
Tatum-BIKINIS ON TOP
Sidney-SUN KISSED SKIN
Tatum-SO HOT
Sidney-WE'LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE
Tatum-OOH OH OOH
Sidney x Hallie
Hallie-Sid, are you okay?
Sidney-I'm fine
Hallie-that's starting to become your theme song
Sidney-I'm fine
Hallie-'I'm fine' you sure are fine, if you know what I mean
Sidney-what.
Gale x Jennifer
Gale-I love Dewey, he's so pretty
Jennifer-I love you, you're so pretty
Trevor x Robbie
Robbie-Trevor, what's your favorite scary movie?
Trevor-what you look like when you wake up
Wes x Chad
Chad-so, Jack Frost, who do you like?
Wes-not telling you
Chad-tell me
Wes-no
Chad-yes
Wes-no
Chad-I like you
Wes-I like you t- wait what?
Anika x Mindy
Mindy-I hate him so much!
Anika-who?!
Mindy-I hate him!
Anika-who?!
Mindy-HE DESERVES TO DIE!!
Anika-WHO?!
Mindy-Mickey Mouse!!
A/N-I love ethan x chad and mickey x randy sm
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