Jaxon's
"Hey cutie, may ipapakilala ako.."
"Ayoko, layuan mo ako."
"Jah, c'mon.."
"Ano ba yan?!"
Umeepekto na ang tama ng alak sa'kin. Medyo nahihilo na ako at inaantok.
"May ire-reto nga kasi ako sayo. Bigatin at paniguradong magkakasundo kayo."
"Ayaw ko nga kasi.."
"Ganito na lang, kapag nakipagkilala ka sa kanya ipagpapaalam kita kay tita tungkol sa pag-aaral mo sa pilipinas. Ano? Deal?"
"Sino ba yan?"
"Ang bilis mo sumagot ah."
Di ko alam kung dala ng kalasingan ko kaya ako pumayag o sadyang kapag naririnig ko ang pilipinas nagiging sunod-sunuran ako.
"Alam mo na kung bakit kaya bilisan mo na kung sino man yan na ipapakilala mo.."
"By the way i have a promo for couples.."
"And the hell i care?"
"Well, you might be interested in getting married after you meet the person I'm talking to."
"Please, shut up. My head is spinning already, stop talking nonsense."
"Anyway, I'm offering a free marriage for those couples who want to get married at my restaurant. I have the rings, flowers, witness, and a priest, lawyer, judge, mayor, or whoever the hell you want. So, do you want to get married?"
"What? Are you out of your mind? I'm only twenty-one, and I'm not even in a relationship. How can I get married in my state? Have you gone mad?"
"I'm just kidding you know? Anyway let's meet him na. Can you walk straight?"
"No, i'm gay you know?"
"Ah, lasing ka na nga.."
"I'm not.."
"Hoy, umayos ka ha? Wag mo akong ipapahiya sa taong yun. Philosophy professor yun at napakapogi kaya wag mo akong i-disappoint. Act normal, okay?"
"Fine, i'm not that drunk.."
"Good boy, let's go."
