IMP File:
Target: Gerardo Velazquez
Location: Small farm outside Tijuana, Mexico
Description: Middle-aged male smells strongly of hay and tequila
Info:
I don't speak whatever language this guy is yappin' in but he keeps making a hand motion that makes me think the target must be a real freak.
Kaede, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Webs jumped through a portal, arriving at the Velazquez farm.
Blitzo: Alright. Seems like this one's nice and remote. Won't take us to long to-.
A goat bumps into Blitzo, knocking him down.
Blitzo: What the f-.
Soon the group are surrounded by goats.
Blitzo What the fuck are these things?!
Kaede:They're goats Blitzo
Blitzo: I don't care how great they are, they are in. My. Way!
He picks one up.
Kaede:What? No no that's the name of the animal
Blitzo kicks the goat, causing it to hit a silo and explode for some reason. He picks up goats and kicks them. They hit the hay barn, the barn and the house.
Kaede:Blitzo stop that! *grabs him with his shadow clone and pulls him back*
He kneeled down and reached his hand out to the baby goat.
Kaede:It's ok little one. We won't hurt you
Baby Goat:Maa!
The goat slowly approached as Kaede used his shadow claws to scoop up some food pellets for him.
Moxxie:How are you so good with farm animals Kaede?
Kaede:We had farms in our villages and my family would work on them whenever we aren't on duty
Millie:You had farms too?
Kaede:Yes, that's what ninjas were before they became warriors
However a light turns on in the house and Gerardo opens the door with a bottle of liquor in his hand.
Gerardo: Que esta pasando!? (What's going on?!) Que carajo!? (What the Hell?!)
Everyone freezes in place.
Kaede: *groans annoyed* Lost the element of suprise
He then took a deep breath before putting on a smile.
Kaede:Sir please, calm down. This isn't what it looks like. You see I'm lost and I'm looking for a way back to the city
Gerardo looks at him skeptically before noticing the imps.
Gerardo: El Chupacabras!
He drops his bottle befor grabbing his rifle.
Kaede:No!
He jumped back and threw his hands up to deflect the the rifle before the shot hit them.
Blitzo:The fuck did he call us?! What in Satan's asshole is a chunpalupa
Kaede:A what?
Webs:It's Chupacabra or Goatsucker. It's an urban legend around here about a creature who attacks the livestock specifically goats, and suck their blood like vampires. And it seems he believes the three of you are Chupacabras
Blitzo: Shit! Scatter!
He jumped on a goat to escape while shooting at the man, while the goat struggles to move due to Blitzo trying to ride it like a horse.
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Hell's Last Ninja
FanfictionAfter what happened to him when he was alive he had spend the following decades of his afterlife all alone because of his trust issues towards everyone believing he'll be alone the rest of his afterlife however all that's about to change
