IMP File: Target: Emberlynn Pinkle
Location: Boring suburbs, in a boring town Rockview USA
Description: Gothy 20 something
Info:She shipped Scrimbleson with Shawnathan instead of Blorbinzo 7 years ago, and it's basically incest or something, not really but dis bitch seems really upset about it.
Blitzo is on Earth, hiding in some brushes as he talking to Millie on his phone.
Blitzo: Aw thanks Mills, but- I don't think I need back up to down some suburban, college girl. You enjoy that bullshit musical and stop trying to use me as an excuse to get out of it-- Hey, look. If I had to sit through that miserable French hog shit, well so do you, okay? Bye Mills.
Blitzo chuckles as he turns off his phone and walks to the house; he peeks through the living room window, seeing the adults watching TV and chuckles; he climbs up a tree and seeing the target in her bedroom. He climbs into her room and sneaks up on her.
Blitzo: Oh ho, ho. Bingo. B-Y-N-G-O.
Branch creaking.
Blitzo:I love killing, shooting things, I'll use a saw! I'll use a fork, too! Da dun, da da. I love killings things with any kind of weapon, give me a knife and I'll kill someone and today it's gonna be a stupid bitch! Da-da ughn! *Blitzo is suddenly knocked down by a holy force field, knocking him down* Ow, what the FUCK?! *he throws his knife at Emberlyn's bear, catching her off-guard*
Emberlynn: AHHH! *she falls over, then looks at Blitzo* Oh! *lovestruck* Ohh~
Emberlynn's parents, hearing the commotion upstairs, look with disgust.
Mr. Pinkle: Ugh, must be watching them damn "hen-tays" again.
Mrs. Pinkle: Why won't she leave?!
Emberlynn: Oh my god! What... are you?
Blitzo: I'm your worst fucking nightmare, bitch! *Blitzo grunts* Fuck. How are you doing this? What is that?!
Emberlynn: It's official merch from "Akuma no Otto". It's the pendant given to Setsuki in episode 5-6-9 that protects its wearer from- wait are you a demon? Like... a real demon?
Blitzo: Yeah, basically. Look, where did you even get something like-
Emberlynn: A demon? Here to steal a little kitten like me? Forced to be part of your demonic harem, "blushes".
Blitzo:Huh? Speaking of demonic harems I'm calling in some fucking backup
He dials Kaede's number. The phone rings a few times before Kaede answered.
Kaede:Hello?
Blitzo:Kaede get your ass up here. This weird dorky chick is preventing me from killing her! And since you're powerful and all
Kaede:Really? You're having such trouble taking out a target yourself? God you're pathetic
He hung up as a portal appeared as Kaede stepped through it to Emberlynn's room.
Kaede:Since when do you have trouble killing a target?
Blitzo:It's this magic necklace she is wearing and on top of that...
He points out the room as Kaede looked around seeing the large amount of monster themed erotica.
Kaede:...What in the hell is all this? Do all humans enjoy this stuff?
Blitzo:Unfortunately
Emberlynn: *aroused gasp* Is that a demon lord?! *taking Kaede's hand* I'm all yours master!
She gets on her knees and starts kissing up Kaede's arm.
Kaede: *gives a disgusted look* I see why you called *pulling his arm away* unhand me!
Emberlynn: *blushing*bare you...putting some sort of *posing* nasty spell over me?
Kaede:What? No we're just simply standing here doing nothing
Emberlynn:If you say so master. I mean...*flipping her hair* Daddy
Kaede: *annoyed* Only my lovers may call me that....
Emberlynn: *crawling towards Kaede* But when you look into my eyes it's like I have control over my
She look like she's going in for a kiss before slapping Kaede out of the blue. Kaede held his cheek where was slapped giving her a pained and angry look towards her.
Emberlynn:No! You demonic brutes! *sitting on her desk* I'm too pure a heart for you to corrupt!
Blitzo: Oh, thank fucking Satan.
Emberlynn: Satan? Is that your lord? The one you plan to offer me to as a sexual sacrifice? *Gasps, rushes to her computer and starts typing* But once you have me, you realize you could never go through with it because I'm the only woman who could ever make you feel something after the loss of your wife! Your wife- who was the first one your lord Satan took as a concubine. But now you'd rather have me! And you'd rather fight him to the death than allow me to come to the same fate!
Kaede:I'm not married, well not yet at least. And also I would give my life to protect those I loved
Blitzo:Yeah lady, we were sent here to kill you, alright? You were a bitch online one time, someone didn't like it, they put a hit on you, I know it's excessive but I don't make the rules, oh well.
Emberlynn: You want to kill... meee?
Kaede:Yes even more than ever before now
Emberlynn: Of course! You want to take my mortal soul to Hell so that we can be together forever!
Kaede: *deadpan* Whatever it takes to get you there. Now can you please remove that pendant so we can get this done
Emberlynn: Yes master! *Gasps* No, I mustn't. But I want you! My soul... but I'm destined for this!
Blitzo: Bitch, can we hurry this up?
Emberlynn: OHHHHH YESSS!
She uses Blitzo's knife to cut off the necklace, which dramatically flies through the air as Kaede catches it and examine it.
Kaede:How did something like this end up in the human world?
Emberlynn:Come here my demon prince!
She grabs Kaede by his shirt collar and roughly kissed him. Kaede summons his sword and drives it through her chest. Emberlynn gasped and moaned sexually.
Kaede:Oh come on I'm killing you for God sakes
Emberlynn:I'll see you...on the other side... my Kaede-Kin....
She goes limp in Kaede's arms.
Kaede:...I've never felt this awkward in decades
Blitzo opens a portal and the two of them walked through. It cuts back to Blitzo is on the phone while Loona is reading a book while Kaede was examining the pendant.
Blitzo: Hey, yeah, it's done. So you can go ahead and wire me that money now, and I'll go ahead and never think about this night ever again.
Suddenly a voice is heard outside the office window, revealed to be Emberlynn as a sinner demon.
Emberlynn: I'm here, Kaede-kuuun!! I saw you on that billboard! I'm here for you my love! I'll be by your side forever! KAEDE KUUUN!!!!
Kaede teleported out of the office with an annoyed expression just done with everything.
End Chapter.
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Hell's Last Ninja
FanfictionAfter what happened to him when he was alive he had spend the following decades of his afterlife all alone because of his trust issues towards everyone believing he'll be alone the rest of his afterlife however all that's about to change
