In Analytics HQ
Elekid(McFly): Woah. So you're saying that this is the place people with questions go to find answers to some of the greatest questions of all time?
HQ Leader: Yup.
McFly: Woah, this is heavy doc.
Ontario: Heavy? What's heavy? The present?
Pignati: The future?
Shanir: Your skulls.
Aidan: Um,... I have a question.
HQ Leader: Oh really? What is it?
Aidan: I, um, saw a strange car outside the building. It had a bunch of weird looking tech surrounding it. Do you know what that is?
HQ Leader: Oh, you must be talking about my Delorean. Follow me outside and I'll show you.
outside
HQ Leader: Pretty cool right? Want to take a look inside?
Aidan: Um, sure. hops in Say, this place looks pretty coo...
door shuts
Aidan: Wait, what!?
Pignati: Uh, what's going on?
HQ Leader: Don't worry. I'm just running a quick experiment here. car drives to the opposite side of the city When this baby hits 88 MPH, well, you're see.
car accelerates towards them, and just as it hits 88 MPH, the car disappears
HQ Leader: freaking out in excitement
Shanir: Jesus Christ.
McFly: JESUS CHRIST! You disintegrated Aidan!
HQ Leader: No! Aidan and the car are fine! I just sent them into the future! One minute to be precise.
Ontario: What!?
Pignati: What sort of which craft is that!?
HQ Leader: Well you it's... look out!
car reappears covered in frost, HQ Leader goes to check it and opens the door to find Aidan still alive
Aidan: stone cold frozen in fear
Shanir: Um, Aidan?
Aidan: drops to the ground solid like a rock, not even flinching
Ontario: ... Can I try?
Everyone else: NO!
Ontario: Aw man.
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A Tepig's Tale
PertualanganSimilar to my Paper Mario 64 logs and stories, this story will follow the events of Chuggaaconroy's Black 2/White 2 LP and see his starter Tepig (Pignati) travel the world of Unova with his main team and a Snivy and Oshawatt as well. And while it's...
